Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth Page #3
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''to suck my dick...
''without peeling it?
''Last night, Chimp-chimp | jerked me off with his feet.
''N*gger, only a monkey can show you | that kind of love and tenderness.
''So you all keep f***ing these people | if you want, n*ggers.
''No, it's monkey p*ssy for me.
''I'm hooking up with an orangutan | next week.
'''Cause all I f*** | is chimps and orangutans.''
You know who I feel real bad for is Indians.
Everybody feels bad for the Indians.
They get dogged openly, | 'cause everybody thinks they're dead.
These motherfuckers | are not all dead, all right?
I've seen, with my own eyes, | I've seen a gathering...
of 1,500 Native Americans.
They were all gathered in one place. | The place is called Wal-Mart in New Mexico.
They were everywhere. | I've never seen Indians before.
I wasn't even sure if they were Indians.
It was f***ed up, but I asked one of them.
It's not nice, | but I seen them in the sports section...
looking at bows and arrows. | I had to say something. ''Excuse me...
''I don't mean to be rude...
''are you an Indian?''
And he was cool. ''Yes.
''Yes, I am Indian.''
I had to test him and be sure.
This is f***ed up, | but I had a gum wrapper in my pocket.
So, I balled that sh*t up | and I threw it on the floor.
And a single tear came out his eye. | I said, ''Oh, sh*t.''
I have so many questions.
I said, ''What tribe are you from?''
''I am a Navajo.''
I said, ''Word?
''I studied you in Social Studies.
''You're a hunter-gatherer, correct?''
He said, ''I guess so...
''if that's what you wish to call it.''
I said, ''Why, what do you call it?''
He said, ''I am...
''an alcoholic.''
I said, ''Well, what's your name, dog?''
He said, ''please. Dog is my cousin. | That was a good guess.
''My name is...
''Running Coyote.
''What is your name, friend?''
And that sh*t caught me off guard. | I didn't wanna say my name was Dave...
to a motherf***er named Running Coyote. | It don't feel good enough.
He's putting me on the spot.
I said, ''My name? What?
''Oh, my name's Black Feet.''
I changed the subject. ''Forget about me. | What's going on with you?
''I wanna meet your chief.
''Why don't me, you, your Chief, | and your friends get together tonight?
''We could have | a real-life peace pipe-smoking ritual.
''We need to celebrate | 'cause I thought you were dead.''
And he set it up. It was beautiful. | It was just like I dreamed.
We was all sitting around. | The Indians was beating the drums.
Other Indians came out the back...
with a long blanket that was folded in half | and put in front of us.
Opened that sh*t up...
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