Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth

Synopsis: Chappelle cuts loose in what he does best, Chappelle-style! And for what it's worth, no one is safe from Dave!
Director(s): Stan Lathan
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. Another 2 nominations.
60 min

and people freaked out. ''Sir!

''Sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay?

''This is everybody's air, sir.''

I flicked it. I didn't want any trouble.

And just at that moment...

coincidentally, this homeless dude, | out of nowhere pulls his dick out.

Started beating off.

And I was furious.

'Cause nobody's saying shit to this guy. | They was just looking like, ''My God.''

I was the only one on the bus | that had the balls to talk to him.

It's not even like I was brave, | really, it was that...

I was sitting next to the motherfucker. | I had to say something.

Come on, dog, you're hitting my elbow.

Stop. Son, just stop.

It's all I said. I didn't wanna say too much.

Guy's beating off on the bus, | means there's something wrong with him.

He's not wrapped so tight. | I didn't wanna push him over the edge.

Soon as I said something, all these | dummies on the bus, now they're brave.

''Oh, he's right.''

''put your goddamn cock away. | I don't wanna see this anymore.''

''I don't wanna see it either.'' ''Yeah.''

Now, the guy flips out.

''All right, everybody, back up, | back the f*ck up.

''I tried to be nice about this.''

Now, everybody freaks out.

''Oh, my God, it's a biological attack.''

I'm caught in the middle. | I can't lose my cool.

I said ''Everybody just calm the f*ck down | or you're going to get me shot.

''Let's all just be cool.

''Let's do what this man says, | so he'll leave us alone.''

Now everybody gets quiet.

''That's better.

''That is better.''

And then he started walking | up and down the aisles, just terrorizing us.

And then he starts making demands.

''You in the pink shirt...

''squeeze your tits together.''

''Oh, God, no.''

''You. Stick your finger in your butt.'' | ''Why? Oh, God, why is this happening?''

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Dave Chappelle

David Khari Webber Chappelle (; born August 24, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, You've Got Mail, Blue Streak and Undercover Brother. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan. Chappelle also starred in the ABC TV series Buddies. His comedy focuses on racism, relationship problems, social problems, politics, current events, and pop culture. In 2003, Chappelle became more widely known for his sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, also co-written with Brennan, which ran until his retirement from the show two years later. After leaving the show, Chappelle returned to performing stand-up comedy across the U.S.In 2016 he signed a $20 million-per-release comedy-special deal with Netflix, which has released four of his specials.By 2006, Chappelle was called the "comic genius of America" by Esquire and, in 2013, "the best" by a Billboard writer. In 2017, Rolling Stone ranked him No. 9 in their "50 Best Stand Up Comics of All Time." Chappelle was awarded an Emmy Award for his guest appearance on Saturday Night Live In 2017. He received a Grammy Award for his Netflix specials The Age of Spin & Deep in the Heart of Texas. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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