Damsels in Distress Page #2
"Prevention is nine-tenths the cure"?
Well, in the case of suicide,
it's actually 1 0-tenths the cure.
- Those are clichs, aren't they?
- Yes, they are.
lt's interesting you say that. l love
clichs and hackneyed expressions.
- Do you know why?
- No.
Because they're largely true.
The hundreds,
perhaps thousands...
...of such clichs
and hackneyed expressions...
...that our language
has bequeathed us...
...are a stunning treasure trove
of human insight and knowledge.
- Really?
- Yes. Oh, please sit down.
During these formative
college years...
...we should learn as many clichd
and hackneyed thoughts as possible.
Furthermore, l think we will.
Speaking of suicide prevention,
do you have a boyfriend, Lily?
- Are you dating anyone?
- l don't see the connection.
- You don't?
- Boyfriends are a primary suicide risk.
You don't have
any particular friend?
No one at all?
No. Well, there's this grad student
l met over summer.
Xavier.
He has a girlfriend whom l've met.
She's very nice.
"Zavier." With a Z?
- No, l think it's with an X.
- No, l'm certain it's Z.
Zavier, like Zorro.
lt's the same sound.
Zorro marked his name with a Z.
lt's an X.
But Zorro's with a Z.
Okay, let me see
if l can figure this out.
Used at the beginning of a name,
Z and X have the same pronunciation.
- But it's Zorro with a Z.
- Actually, there were two Zorros.
One spelled his name with a Z
and made a Z mark for Zorro.
And there's Xorro
who spelled his name with an X...
...and with his sword
he'd make an X mark.
because he marked his name with X...
...everybody assumed
he was illiterate...
...when he was spelling correctly.
- Hello.
- Can we help you?
Of course we can.
No case is too challenging.
- Would you like a doughnut?
- Okay.
Please, sit down.
- Here, have some coffee.
- Thank you.
- What's your name?
- Jim Bose.
- But my friends call me Jimbo.
- Why?
- What?
- Why do your friends call you Jimbo?
Well, it's a contraction of Jim and
the first part of my last name, Bose.
Yeah, l got that. But why bother?
- What do you mean?
- Jim is already a lovely name.
lt's short, simple, evocative.
Shouldn't a nickname
simplify the name that it replaces?
Jimbo doesn't really
simplify anything.
l don't know.
your friends.
Where do you live or reside?
Doar Dorm.
- Oh, my God. Yuck.
- What?
- The smell, it's notorious.
- What smell?
You're right, it's more like a stink.
Unclean clothing, l'd say, mostly.
- Vomit.
- Stale beer.
Pot. Cheap deodorant.
There might be a vermin infestation.
Did you know
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