Daddy's Home 2 Page #3

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- Not bad.

Took 20 minutes to get

to the gate though.

What's with that bottleneck

you got out there?

I'm sorry our local airport tarmac's

not up to your standards, huh?

I'm sorry. I didn't realize

you designed this airport,

or I'd have been

more sensitive.

Oh, I guess I'll move to a new

town with a better airport

that way you won't be inconvenienced

when you show up every five years or so.

(CHUCKLES) Same old

Mr. Touchy. I love it.

Here you go, Pancho.

Why don't you bring the car around,

we'll meet you at the curb.

Right away, sir.

I mean, no, I'm sorry,

I'm not the driver.

No, I'm Brad.

The stepdad.

- This is Sara's husband.

- Why is he with you?

(GASPS) Dad!

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

That sweater. He wears a red sweater,

so I can see him in a crowd.

Dad!

That's him, that's Dad.

(GRUNTS)

Dad. Dad.

(LAUGHING)

- I made a sign.

- There's my big man.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

And this guy's raising

your kids half the time?

He hasn't seen his dad

in a really long time.

It's only been since Thanksgiving,

but it feels like forever.

- It does!

- BOTH:
Oh!

Four weeks? It's been

a few years for us.

What should we do? You want

me to take my pants off?

BRAD:
Hey, where's Mom?

You didn't get her text?

Uncle Arny came down with

a bad case of the shingles.

- No.

- So Mom's staying back

- to take care of him.

- Okay.

But, hey, you still got me.

I sure do. I sure do!

BOTH:
Oh!

BRAD:
We're gonna

have the best time.

(GASPS) Oh! Dusty!

- Hey, Don.

- Hey, Muscles, come here.

(STAMMERS) I've got a cold.

Stay away. Don, Don!

Say, Dusty,

Brad told me about this

Together Christmas we're doing.

You two are such wonderful,

progressive co-dads.

Co-dads?

I'm so sorry. Mr. Mayron,

this is my father, Don Whitaker.

The pleasure is all mine,

Captain!

You piloted the Space Shuttle

Atlantis in 1992

and commanded the Endeavour

on three missions in 1994!

All right, come on,

we're out this way.

Thanks, Dusty.

Say, Kurt, did you meet any

interesting folks on your flight?

- I met a Scotch and a pillow.

- (LAUGHS)

You know, actually,

I always pick the flights

that have the most connections

so that

I get to chat with as many

new people as possible.

- Oh, so you're a lunatic. Good to know.

- That's me!

(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS) Looks like one of your neighbors

is getting an oversized parcel.

Hello!

Don Whitaker,

United States Postal Service!

Retired, but never too old to

lend a hand to a fellow carrier.

Brad, I gotta tell you, this baby

sure gives you a smooth ride.

Oh, thank you, Kurt.

Yeah, it is surprisingly

responsive.

Brad, he's not...

So do they take your balls

right there at the dealership,

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