Critters 3 Page #2

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Four more units

to vacate, Jessie,

and I'm a rich man.

Hey, you got

the elevator fixed.

Frankie.

Hey, not for you, Rosie.

There's still

a one-ton load limit.

Ooh, you...

Yo, yo, yo.

Check your weapons at the door,

it's the chick

that walks like a man.

Dating outside

our species now, huh?

Oh, very funny.

Very, very funny.

I wasn't talking

to you, Frank.

Yo, Marcia,

I got a little

phone problem.

Maybe you can come down to the

basement and check my equipment?

Sorry, Frank,

I left my microscope upstairs.

Ho-ho! Ho!

She's killing me.

Hey, Mario.

I sure am sorry to see

you go, my friend.

I just killed two rats

this morning.

Rats?!

Hey, Frank... rats.

Hey, don't look at me.

I got to see them

to "e-rat-icate" them.

Yo, Jessie,

look who's home.

Something's wrong.

No brakes!

No brakes!

Hold onto Johnny.

Everybody all right?

Yeah.

Safe at home.

Oh, man.

I'm sorry, Mario.

No brakes.

Something I can do?

That's okay.

Is everybody okay?

So, Frank,

you going to give us

a hand with this?

No.

I'm the maintenance man.

He doesn't live here

anymore.

Love you, Jessie.

I'll be in my office.

Listen, would you

clean up this junk?

The guy's a waste

of protein.

Yeah, but what

a snappy dresser.

Dad, I'm gonna go say hello

to the Menges.

Yeah, but don't go up

empty handed.

You take something with,

all right?

Ladies.

Java.

F***. Wh...?

What's this?

Oh, that's disgusting.

Yeah, you're next, pal.

Hey, girl.

Going down to help Dad?

I thought I might.

I mean, we got ourselves

a loaded truck,

an unloaded camper,

a car wreck...

- I think they can use my help.

- Marcia?

Are there any jobs down

at the phone company?

What, you need a job?

Ah, you want

Clifford home.

Well, I was just thinking.

We'll see what we can do.

Yeah, we will.

- Hello! Hello, Annie.

- Hello.

Welcome home, dear.

Come in.

Did you have

a wonderful trip?

Dear, say hello to Annie. They've

just been to the Grand Canyon.

Say, did you know they just

discovered an alien graveyard there?

- Who did?

- Government.

Secret.

Wait till you taste

what I'm cooking today.

Where's Johnny?

He'll love them.

Tell me about

your trip, dear.

Oh, yeah. Well, we froze

to death in Arizona,

saw these Indian caves

in Mesa Verde,

and met this weird lunatic

near Grover's Bend.

He jumped right out

from the ground.

So you had a good time?

Grover's Bend?

I'm making Mr. Menges'

favorite dish today.

Ham and beans.

Will you and Johnny

stay for dinner?

No. It's our last night

together with Dad.

He leaves on the 8:15

to Chicago.

We better save

the tarts till later.

I don't want your father to say

I spoiled your dinner...

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