Crime and Punishment Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 120 min
- 109 Views
Think about it. You got this whole
styling bachelor pad all to yourself...
...with the nice lighting
and the fancy window dressings...
...and all the trappings of the extremely
closeted homosexual male...
...and l don't even have a room
to myself anymore.
Since when?
a leave of absence from Jerry.
You remember Jerry, our favourite
brother-in-law, with the tattoos?
She brought the no-neck monsters,
who are currently residing in my room.
So, what do you say, man?
Can l stay here, please?
Okay, look, if l agree to this...
...and it is a very big '' if'' ...
-...there will be rules.
-l am your willing pupil.
Rule number one:
We don't eatanything that Mom sends over.
lettuce is haute cuisine.
-Agreed.
-Rule number two: the coaster.
-Live it, love it, use it at all times.
-Done.
You will keep the CD collection
alphabetical...
...by last name, not first.
Do you understand?
Oh, perfectly. But l don't foresee the
need to dip into your diva collection.
l think you would be surprised at how
a tortured, impassioned female voice...
...can soothe an achy-breaky heart.
My heart is just fine,
thank you.
Oh, sure it is, little brother. Sure it is.
lf you're referring to our conversation
the other night, chalk it up to rambling.
Well, there won't be any
of that on my watch.
And l won't have any moping around
like a lovesick puppy, either.
By the way, are you any
good at decoupage?
Oh, God help me.
-You're not taking pictures?
-Don't try and stop her, Joey.
When a little sister accomplishes
something impressive...
...it's important for a big sister to
create an embarrassing fuss over her.
Yeah. The more embarrassing,
the better.
Thank you. l know it's not gonna be fun
to walk the halls of Capeside.
lt wasn't exactly your favourite place.
Yeah, but l'm old, remember?
That was a long time ago.
-Things are different now.
-Not that different.
What, are there, like, ten black kids
in that school?
Eleven. And don't try to rewrite history.
l mean, l remember, you picked
me up from kindergarten...
...and complained the whole way home
about some smug idiots...
...who thought they were better
because you had the wrong jeans.
Okay, l admit it. l hated high school...
...but that's why l'm so glad
it's not like that for you.
You're talented,
and everybody at that school knows it.
They've known for years,
and today they're going to see proof...
...that Joey Potter is a force
to be reckoned with.
And l painted this so that we all can
remember the beacon of knowledge...
...that our teachers shine
on us every day.
ln closing, l would like
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