Creatures from the Pink Lagoon

Synopsis: In a small town in 1967, plucky young sissy Phillip is about to celebrate his birthday at the beach cottage owned by his best friend Stan. All of Phillip's friends are gathered for the festivities, including Stan's hunky-but-impulsive boyfriend Billy, Billy's shy, nerdy cousin Joseph, and Randall, the chain-smoking, bitter queen of the bunch. Meanwhile, a horde of libidinous gay men - turned into ravenous flesh-eating zombies by toxic mosquitoes at a cruisy highway rest stop - are making their way towards our oblivious celebrants, eating every man in their path. With body parts washing up on shore and party guests disappearing, our heroes must find a way to stop the zombie onslaught. Will Stan keep the rotting corpses out of his spotless home? Will Joseph work up the courage to declare his love for Phillip? Will Billy keep it in his pants long enough to stay alive? Will Phillip's cheating boyfriend make it to the party - and if so, will he be there to save them, or to eat them? No one
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Chris Diani
Production: Ariztical Entertainment
71 min


I thought Burger Queen

was closed this weekend

so they could

clean the grease traps.

They're out

for blood tonight, huh?


It's a beautiful

evening, though.

Yeah, it's great.

You wouldn't happen to know

the time, would you?


It's about 9:

Say friend,

do you have a light?

I can't seem to find mine.

Did you check all your pockets?

I think so.

Maybe I need some help.

Sure... always glad to help

my fellowman.

Found it.


I seem to have dropped it.

Why don't I go down and get it?


Why don't you?

Kinda dark out here.

You may have to

feel around for it.

Blasted mosquitoes!

Here it is!


Nowl seem to

have dropped it.

You should really

be more careful.

Maybe you should go

search for it this time.


I got another one

like it at home.

If you find it...

you can keep it.

Happy hunting!

Wait... here it is!

Oops, nowl've

dropped it again!

Howabout some help?

I sure could use someone to come

down and help me get it!

I don't even smoke,

you selfishjerk!


Beautiful night, isn't it?

Do you have the time?


I seem to have

dropped my lighter.

I sure could use some help

looking for it.

It's pretty dark out here.

You might have to crouch down

and feel around for it.

Oh, the quiet type, huh?

I got something you can

put in your mouth.


what's wrong with yourface?

What... what are you?

Stay back!

Get away!



Aren't birthdays

the greatest?

Cake, presents, streamers,

and a chance to catch up

with the ones you love.

That summer my best friend

Stan threwa party for me

at his brand newbeach cottage.

Stan is the quintessential

host with the most.

He's always got

a song in his heart,

he's kind to children

and animals,

and he can roll a pig in a

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