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with a bang, don't they?
Yes, they do.
Hey! It was so nice
meeting you.
I'm late for work.
I'll see you later, okay?
- See ya!
- Bye!
- Did you sleep out here?
- You were...
So I just...
You don't need to sleep
on the porch
just because I have
a girl in the house.
She left her gum in the kitchen.
So are you the gum police?
It's unsanitary.
Motherf***er.
Are you spying on us? What did
you think you were going to see?
- I just wanted to see...
- Why don't you go inside...
and see what your screwing
around has done to her?
I don't want...
Go f***ing look at her.
Well, that was productive.
Shut up.
Do you want him to come back
or do you want him to stay away?
I want him to go f*** himself.
if you need anything.
Quinoa, kelp, spelt.
- Oh, no. Mom...
- I'm not dead.
I'm just re-evaluating.
Hey, Harvard! What!
without your little PJs on.
Did Henry tell you
that I work here?
No, actually... No, he did not.
Let's see what you got here.
Millet, vitamin C, shampoo.
Let's see.
Greasy hair or dry hair?
- Dry.
- Right.
Yes. Try this.
It's got rattlesnake jizz
or something in it.
I don't know.
It's supposed to work miracles.
- I'm going to pay now.
- Hold on.
- You only got half your stuff.
- That's fine...
Soy milk is over there.
- I'll grab your colon cleanse.
- That's not for me.
Don't worry, I'm an expert.
Too much cascara sagrada
and you will not be able
to leave the house.
You could, but
it wouldn't be pretty.
And you don't strike me as the
type who likes to poop in public.
All right.
I got your colon cleanse.
Let's ring you up, buttercup.
Awesome!
Let me know how it all goes.
With your colon and all.
Miss me?
You have no idea.
a couple of orgasms.
I think that I like you a lot,
Bette Mack
I think you do, too
What would you like to do
with your life, Henry Iris?
That's a good question, Bette.
I think I would like to do this.
And that. Lots and lots of that.
Seriously.
What would I like to do
with the rest of my life?
I don't know. What would you like
to do with the rest of your life?
Well, I'd like to save
the whales, cure cancer...
and make lots and lots
of waffles.
I'm not sure what
I'm supposed to do yet.
I think I'd like
to figure it out with you.
Wow. I didn't know
anyone was down here.
- Who are you?
- I'm Henry's new girlfriend.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
My mom tells me that
I scare her all the time.
Because I don't make any noise
when I move.
Maybe I should wear some bells.
I'm Bette, by the way. I'm
guessing you're Henry's mom.
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