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AND DON'T

START IN WITH YOUR

VEGAS VINNIE RAP.

I'VE HEARD IT.

IT BORES ME.

VEGAS VINNIE:

MADE THE SPIKE,

CROSSED OVER,

AND BECAME THE OWNER

OF THE UNION PLAZA

HOTEL.

VEGAS VINNIE IS:

A FAIRY TALE, WOULD.

DOODLE MOMS TELL IT

TO DOODLE KIDS:

TO HELP 'EM GO TO SLEEP.

IT COULD ALL:

BE TRUE.

YOU GOT OVER HERE.

SO WHY COULDN'T

HE MAKE IT OVER THERE?

OR FOR THAT MATTER,

WHY COULDN'T I?

YOU COULD HELP ME.

OHH.

HUH?

THERE'LL BE

NO CROSSOVERS:

WHILE I'M AROUND.

OOH! HOO!

I'VE GOT NEWS

FOR YOU, PAL.

I AM NOT:

YOUR ORDINARY DOODLE.

I'VE BEEN CHECKING UP

ON WHAT THESE NOID DAMES

HAVE GOT GOIN'

IN THE REAL WORLD,

AND I WANT IT!

DON'T YOU SEE?

THEY'RE REAL.

THEY'VE GOT POWER.

WHEN THEY TOUCH SOMETHING,

THEY FEEL IT,

AND WHEN THEY:

TASTE SOMETHING,

THEY REALLY TASTE IT.

AND WHEN THEY DO IT

WITH A MAN, OHH...

THEY REALLY DO IT.

OOH, OOH! OOH!

WHAT CAN I SAY,

SWEETHEART?

I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT

IN THAT DEPARTMENT.

DON'T YOU SEE?

BELIEVE IT.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

OH, YEAH? FINE.

YOU DON'T WANNA HELP ME,

THEN I'LL FIND

SOMEBODY ELSE THAT WILL...

LIKE THAT NOID CARTOONIST

JACK DEEBS.

HE'S BEEN AROUND A LOT

LATELY.

YES, HE HAS.

THE WACK-A-DOO WHO

THINKS HE INVENTED

THIS PLACE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK

I'VE BEEN TALKING

ABOUT, HOLLI?

WELL, I'D WATCH IT, HONEY,

'CAUSE THERE MIGHT BE

2 OF YOU BEFORE LONG.

I'M GONNA

TELL YOU THIS ONCE,

'CAUSE YOU GOTTA BE

SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK.

YOU'RE DEALIN'

WITH SH*T HERE

THAT'S WAY

OVER YOUR HEAD.

NOW, KEEP YOUR LEGS

CROSSED:

AND FORGET ABOUT

THE REAL WORLD.

THANK YOU:

FOR YOUR TIME.

WHOO!

WOULD YOU LOOK:

AT THOSE LEGS?

HEY!

AAH!

YEAH.

STAY COOL, MAN.

I'M OUTTA HERE!

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'?

GET OFF THE LAWN.

GET YOUR BALL:

AND GET OUT OF HERE.

HI, GAIL.

IT'S ME, JENNIFER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M HERE.

YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU

LATER TONIGHT, OK?

WHOO!

THANK YOU.

OH, BOY,

ANOTHER ADDICT, HUH?

MY GOD, IT'S YOU,

ISN'T IT?

YOU'RE JACK DEEBS,

THE CREATOR:

OF COOL WORLD, RIGHT?

OH, MY GOD,

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT KIND OF AN INSPIRATION

YOUR WORK IS TO PEOPLE?

NO. I, UH...

I MEAN, I KNOW PEOPLE,

FRIENDS OF MINE:

WHO WANNA BE HOLLI WOULD

WHEN THEY GROW UP.

YEAH. SPARKS, THE GOONS,

ALL OF 'EM.

OH, MAN. YOUR STUFF,

IT'S LIKE, CRUCIAL,

SPIRITUAL NOURISHMENT

FOR PEOPLE.

THEY LIVE ON IT.

AW, MAN.

IF MY BOSS WAS HERE,

HE'D, LIKE, THROW HIMSELF

ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW

AND GIVE YOU A LIFETIME

GIFT CERTIFICATE

TO THIS PLACE.

OH, YEAH.

HE'S KIND OF CRAZY.

HEY, WOULD YOU

SIGN THIS FOR HIM?

SURE.

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