Confessions of a Superhero Page #2

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because a tip is not mandatory,

You know, and nobody

has to give you a tip.

On a bad day,

I will go in.

I'll get out there,

and I'll start working

At, like, 12:
00.

I'll work till 3:00,

and I make about $30.

And I'm like,

"you know what?

I could have done this

at another job."

I got the whole effect.

(Gehrt)

but on a good day,

We're really taking in the crowd

and we have good energy--

'cause that's important--

Thank you, sir.

(Gehrt)

I'll make about $150 an hour.

What's this

tasmanian devil?

Here you go,

sweetheart.

Okay,

I'll see you later.

(man)

can I get a picture of you

by yourself?

Oh, yes,

of course.

(Allen)

it's tips, you know.

Tips, donacion, pourboire--

[speaking foreign language]

You know, pick a language.

[laughs]

Okay.

Thank you.

(Allen)

and like I said, I've been

tipped anywhere from,

God, a quarter--

thank you very much--

To $100--

I mean, one shot.

Me and superman both

got a $100 Bill.

Thank you.

(Allen)

now, hold on.

I got the last one;

this one's yours.

(Dennis)

okay, well, I'll keep it.

(Allen)

okay, as good as one on one,

all right.

I told him, I said,

"you know,

this is not a $1 Bill."

And he goes,

"oh, no, no problem."

"thank you very much, man."

Uh, two.

There it is.

And the next one

is yours.

Right.

Hello, folks,

welcome.

(Dennis)

we can make between

$200 to $300 a day.

And on a really good day,

you could make about $595.

Who's out there?

Okay, we have two Jack sparrows,

Fiona.

There's about three supergirls.

There's three Marilyn Monroes,

Three Elvises,

Pinhead from Hellraiser,

Batman,

About six spider-men,

Wonder woman.

We have these guys that we call

the En Garde Buddies,

Because they don't really have

a movie character

That they're doing.

We have Charlie Chaplin,

Who has now changed himself

to some sort of

Japanese geisha man

or something.

So there's quite a list.

(Dennis)

hi, did you want a photo?

(Ghost Rider)

don't forget Ghost Rider.

(Dennis)

and we have Ghost Rider.

We do accept tips,

okay.

You're scary.

I know,

but I'm a good guy.

You got to remember

there's a lot of dos and don'ts

As a superhero.

But if you abide by them,

you'll do okay.

Well, just remember,

superheroes don't smoke.

It's an image.

Except Ghost Rider.

No, Ghost Rider

doesn't smoke.

He's made of fire.

But still,

he doesn't smoke cigarettes.

You can't make exceptions

for something

That doesn't exist.

You'll never see Ghost Rider

smoking a cigarette

Walking down the street.

It's just not proper.

You never see me

smoking a cigarette

Out here

in costume,

And you never will.

Rambo.

(man)

Ghost Rider.

How you doing?

What's up,

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