Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

Synopsis: It's Charlie Sheen's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
90 min

He went from

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

to having every day off.

Please welcome

the rock star from Mars,

Charlie Sheen.

Wow. Wow!

Wow! Wow!


Wow, wow, wow.



Thank you. Thank you.

Have fun.


- How are you, Seth?

- Charlie.


Thank you.

There he sits,

the man of the hour.

Charlie, you claim

to have tiger blood,

but with all the porn stars

you've banged,

it's probably just

Tiger Woods' blood,

I'm guessing.

You have a lot of nicknames

for yourself.

You say you're

a Vatican assassin,

whatever that is.

Charlie, the Vatican

does not have assassins.


If they want

to shut someone up,

they just buy 'em ice cream

and tell 'em if they talk,

Jesus will kill their parents.

Now, as you may know,

Charlie Sheen

is not his birth name.

His original Spanish name

is seor drugs.

Kidding aside, though,

Carlos Estevez

took his dad's name,

yes, to gain credibility

as an actor.

I've seen your films,

and you don't really act

like a Sheen.

But, you know,

with your rap sheet

and briefcases of coke,

you're definitely

acting like a Carlos.

Charlie went on

to star in TV and film,

both drama and comedy.

He was the star of Hot Shots...

Which is also

what Charlie feels

when he takes a piss.

I really think you

and Emilio should do a follow-up

to the movie Men at Work,

and you can call it

"Men Who Don't Work Anymore."


That would be...

I'll help--

I'll help you write that.

But, uh, of course

a very public meltdown

changed the landscape.

It's interesting,

when you think about

the firing of Charlie Sheen

tells you all you really

need to know about Hollywood.

You can abuse drugs.

You can abuse your spouse.

You can trash hotel rooms.

You can solicit prostitutes.

But don't you ever, ever

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Ray James

Raymond Russell Neill James (c. 1941 - 15 February 2011) was a former journalist and sports editor who worked in radio and television in Tasmania from the 1960s to the 1990s. He was inducted into the Tasmanian Football Hall of Fame in 2008.James began his broadcasting career with Radio 7HO in Hobart. By the mid-1970s he had moved to Launceston and taken the role of hosting Sports Club on TNT-9. James remained in that role until the program ceased in the early 1990s. more…

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