Colour of Magic, The Page #2
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You might like
to keep that to ourselves.
Hmm?
On the house.
- Who is he?
- He says he's a tourist.
Ah.
What's that mean, then?
Hmm.
Yes.
You are correct in your surmise.
This is, technically, false coinage.
I knew it. Oh, I knew it.
I got a nose for a dud.
What do you mean, "technically"?
Well, you see, our Ankh Morpork coins
contain rather less gold
than a pint of sea water.
I knew it!
But this, my friend, is solid gold.
What? What?
I've gotta get back.
And so, the leaders
of a number of the many gangs, guilds
and collections of other nefarious dirt bags
of Ankh Morpork
were aware that someone
had arrived in the city
who appeared to have much treasure.
Hmm.
Including Ymor, its greatest thief.
So! No guards?
No, why?
What do I have that's worth stealing?
Well, the trunk. I mean, there can't be
more than two very small wands
made of sapient pearwood
in all the cities of the Circle Sea,
That, and the gold.
Barely 2,000 rhinu.
Is a rhinu one of those big gold coins?
Yes.
Do you think
I paid the innkeeper too much?
I think he might have settled for less.
Well, I can see I've got a lot to learn.
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
An idea occurs to me.
Rincewind, would you perhaps consent
to be employed as a, um...
Well, perhaps the word "guide"
would fit the circumstances.
I think I could afford to pay you...
A rhinu a day?
Oh dear, I've offended you.
It was an impertinent request.
Doubtless you have works of high magic
to return to.
One of those a day?
Oh. Well... Two, then?
- What do you want to see?
- I want to see everything.
I mean, genuine Morporkean life.
You know, I want to go to the slave
markets and the whore pits,
the Beggars' Guild,
Ah! Well...
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not suggesting we get involved.
- I just wanna see it, that's all.
- Ah.
And some of your famous heroes,
like Cohen the Barbarian.
- Uh...
- You do know him?
Oh, yes! Yes, of course! Yeah!
Good.
So, it's agreed?
- Agreed?
- Excellent!
Be a good chap, would you,
and see to it that the innkeeper
shows my luggage to the room.
And I insist that you take
your first four days' wages
in advance.
Broadman? Luggage, room!
And perhaps
when the exams are finished...
Come on, then!
- ... we could get a peek at the, uh,
Unseen University?
This calls for a picture.
RINCEWIND:
All the best wizards have left!See you, loser!
Relax, Withel. The magic chest
will come back for its owner,
and with it, the gold.
Yes. Yes, yes, we'll just have a peek.
Just look over here, Rincewind, and smile.
Rincewind?
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