Class of Nuke 'Em High

Synopsis: When Warren and Chrissy notice some strange things happening around their high school, they begin to suspect that something is going on at the nuclear plant next door. Though the plant officials deny that there are any problems, Crissy gives birth to a bloodthirsty mutant who immediately begins eating everyone in the school. Will Warren and Chrissy be able to stop their killer kid?
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Production: Media Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
85 min

Cathy and I have some extra-curricular

activities to take care of.

I'll see you later at the gym, huh?

Hey! Down here, Cathy.

- You wanna go in?

- Mm-hmm.

You disgusting pig!

Nuclear power is clean,

safe and efficient.

The good citizens of Tromaville

depend on us.

This plant will be here

long after most of you are gone.

Hey, Chrissy, give me a hand.

Greg! I can't believe any college

will take you next year!

- You're so gross!

- Gross, huh?

You should have seen the girl

I picked up in the video arcade Saturday.

She was gross!

What a hairy ass!

Yeah, speaking about gross,

what do you think about poor old Dewey?

Yeah, I know!

I mean, it's a shame -

the poor kid just went and flipped out.

Who would have figured goody-goody

Dewey as a psycho?

Yeah, I always thought

he was an ass-wipe, myself.

I can't believe you guys.

So, how do you explain

all the weird things going on around here

since the plant opened?

Remember Mrs Brooks

losing all of her hair

and breaking out in those

scutty-looking sores overnight.

She looked better that way.

Now, come on, guys, look.

I mean, Chrissy has a point.

A lot of people around here

have been acting nuts.

There's no radiation

around here.

We're too far away from the power plant,

at least a quarter of a mile.

Besides, even if there was a little radiation

around here, who gives a shit?

It may just be my woman's intuition, guys,

but something's going on!

- Look around you.

- Whoa!

Remember those guys?

They were the Honour Society.

Now look at them.

I remember in debating class,

they suddenly stopped debating,

and they beat up Mr Blewitt.

Yeah, the change was instant.

I mean, there they are, one day

a bunch of clean-cut preppies,

and the next day they're a bunch

of violent, perverted cretins.

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Richard W. Haines

Richard W. Haines (born 1957) is an American independent genre filmmaker and film historian best known for his cult movies Space Avenger, Run for Cover in 3-D, and Splatter University, and the book Technicolor Movies. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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