
Class of Nuke 'Em High
- R
- Year:
- 1986
- 85 min
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'Attention! Attention!
We have a situation on sub-level 3.
'A situation on sub-level 3.
'All personnel, please report
to emergency stations.
'All personnel,
report to emergency stations.'
What are we gonna do, sir?
What are we gonna do?
Danger?
There's no danger, governor.
We have the situation well in hand.
How bad was the leakage?
Radioactive water is leaking
from sub-level 3.
- It could contaminate the whole town.
- That's not so bad.
Block off the area,
scrub it down, just to be safe.
But sir, if we could just shut down
for 48 hours...
Shut down? They'll investigate us.
The EPA, the NRC...
Not to mention the PTA on my ass
for the next six years. Are you insane?
- But sir, I think that...
- I don't give a wet fart what you think.
~ If you think so much of him ~
~ Why don't you run back to him? ~
~ When I hear you call his name ~
~ It just doesn't feel the same ~
~ If you need more than I can give ~
~ If you need something
that I can't deliver ~
~ Turn around before it's too late ~
~ Believers shouldn't hesitate ~
~ I had my chance - I couldn't see ~
~ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
emotional refugee... ~
Shut up!
Where's Eddie Harold?
Oh, he told me to tell you he was sick.
Well? Do you know
what's wrong with him?
Yeah, he's sick of this class.
You wouldn't be laughing so hard
if you knew what kind of grades you made
from those papers
you handed in yesterday.
The only person who put any effort
into his project is Dewey...
...to whom I gave an A+.
'Can I have
your attention, please.'
This is a routine
nuclear emergency evacuation drill.
In case of an accident
at the nearby nuclear power plant,
'we have to be able to evacuate
the school quickly and efficiently.
'So, teachers, line up your students
next to the door,
'until a hall manager
can escort them out to the bus.'
All right, class, line up by the door.
So, how are things going with Chrissy,
if you know what I mean?
Hey, Dewey,
get your hands off of me, OK?
- So, how are things going, man?
- What are you talking about?
I mean, are you ever
gonna get in her pants?
Dewey! Dewey!
Will you get your hands off of me!
Fight, fight, fight...
Dewey, I hope
it wasn't something I said.
Dewey, Dewey, get off!
Fight, fight, fight...
Hold it!
Dewey's dead!
Well... that's one way
to evacuate the building.
~ Nuke 'Em High ~
~ Nuke 'Em High ~
~ Nuke 'Em High ~
~ Nuke 'Em High... ~
Warren, look!
What are they doing?
I don't know. I guess
they must be taking radiation levels.
It's better to be safe than sorry,
especially after what happened
with Dewey.
~ Outside of the classroom walls ~
~ The geiger-counter tells it all ~
~ Can't see or feel,
smell or taste ~
~ The remnants of nuclear waste ~
~ I just really want to know... ~
Look, it's Paley.
Is there a connection
between the suicide
of the Tromaville high school student
yesterday and this plant?
Don't be ridiculous.
Excuse me, please.
~ What's going on ~
~ At Nuke 'Em High? ~
~ What's going on at
Nuke 'Em High? ~
So far we have found no connection
between an unfortunate student
and this facility.
In fact, we have uncovered
that the victim had not one,
but two microwave ovens,
which we believe
to be a contributing factor.
- Hi, Warren.
- Hey, Chrissy. How was the bio test?
Ugh! I got frog guts all over my shirt.
Eugh!
Hey, Warren! How's it hangin'?
Eddie, come here.
Unless you want Cathy here
to see your ears ripped off,
I suggest you make with the hockey-stick
and get the f*ck out of here, all right?
Hey, don't worry!
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