City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Page #2

is like breaking back into Alcatraz.

You were miserable with Arlene.

Yeah, but I wasn't lonely.

Come home with me tonight.

It's my birthday, we're going out.

- I forgot your birthday!

- Don't worry about it.

Just come with me.

But you can't sleep over...

because Barbara and I...

- You can't.

- That's okay.

Then this weekend we're going to Vegas.

That'll be fun.

Oh, boy, we got a big meeting,

so come on.

Thank God I've got this job

to go to every day or I'd really go crazy.

- Good morning, everybody.

- Good morning.

What's with the champagne?

What are we celebrating?

We're celebrating two things.

First, today happens to be

my 40th birthday.

Secondly, and maybe more importantly,

in a minute George Leyton will call...

to inform us officially that we are

the new New York affiliate...

for the Jerry Jackson Show!

- That show's a gold mine!

- Sure is.

Naturally, I had to clear

the 6:
00 to 10:00 slots.

We're talking scheduling changes,

marketing, promotion and sales.

This is great for our station!

- Call for Mitch, line 1.

- Put it through.

This must be the call.

Put it on the speaker,

I want to share this with everybody.

'Morning. You have good news for me?

Tonight, I will pull down your pants...

sink my hands into your cute little ass...

and give you a tongue bath.

I'm going to start at your feet

and slowly work my way up...

Hello?

New Rochelle.

Phil, we're here.

We're here.

- Look, come here!

- I'm up.

What?

Nothing.

Excuse me. Coming through.

Curly!

I'm sorry...

Who was that?

I thought it was somebody else.

Come on, it's your birthday. Let's go.

- What if he was a narcoleptic?

- Who?

Curly.

Curly? The trail boss?

They go into these trances

where it looks like they're dead, but...

- they're not.

- He was dead. We checked.

He was...

Why are you even thinking about this?

I thought I just saw Curly on the train.

That's who I was chasing after.

Yeah, right.

We buried him alive.

He was underground for a year...

got up, dusted himself off...

and got on the commuter train

to New Rochelle.

That makes sense.

You're right.

I must just be tired, that's all.

Honey, I'm home.

Guess who's coming to dinner?

So you knew he was coming?

- Yeah, I invited him.

- How could you do that?

- What are you saying?

- I'll leave.

You know I can't stand him.

- Oh, my God.

- Honey, this is Phil, our friend.

I'm not talking about Phil.

You thought I meant Phil?

No, Phil.

I love you.

Then what are we talking about?

- Then you don't know.

- No, I don't.

Can I buy a vowel?

- Your brother's here.

- Oh, no.

Glen? Crazy Glen?

What do you mean, he's here?

What do I mean? He's here!

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