City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Page #4

He's no boy, he's a fishing lure.

This is the business we've chosen...

What do we do about him?

We were supposed to be alone tonight.

I was planning to make noise.

I'll send him home with Phil. It's perfect!

Tonight is our night.

Tonight, I'm the Energizer Bunny.

Someone put a bullet through his eye.

Are you relaxed now?

It's time.

- I'm going to change.

- Change?

Into what?

Your husband's out of town?

- What?

- Nothing.

It's just something that helps me.

I'm Antonio, dance with me.

Oh, baby.

I look like a schmuck.

What's this?

What did you have in your hat, Curly?

What the hell is this?

'"$1,000,000 in gold.

'"I took it, you find it.'"

- What the...

- Mitch!

- I'm ready.

- Just a second.

Happy birthday.

Wow.

If I scream too loud...

tough.

I'm done.

What happened?

- I just...

- There was, I think, too much anticipation.

You know, and you look so great.

And the kissing was great,

really wonderful, topnotch kissing, and...

it's better this way.

For whom?

You. I mean, for us, I mean...

because now...

that one's out of the way, and

in 10 minutes the new shift comes on...

and I'll be in total control.

So, go hide in any room in the house

and I'll go look for you.

- What?

- Go. It'll be great.

Any room in the house.

I guess I got you too excited.

Go hide.

I'm hiding.

I don't believe this!

- Mitch?

- Okay.

I feel your pain.

Tell me again. Last year

you buried someone you were fond of?

Someone I was very fond of.

With whom I had a very good relationship.

But now this dead individual

seems to be following me.

- Excuse me?

- I am plotzing, I am seeing him...

You listening to this nut?

He's crazy.

- Are you seeing him now?

- Gotta go.

- 'Morning.

- Are you busy?

Actually, could I talk to you for a second?

What?

You know what, forget about it.

I love to hear about

other people's problems.

Makes me feel normal.

I know that this will sound crazy, but...

I saw him again.

- Who?

- Curly.

Oh, God, Mitch.

Last night in the rain, outside my window.

I ran out, but he was gone.

I'm telling you, we buried him alive.

He is pissed, and he wants his hat back.

- I'm taking you home.

- No, let me explain.

Nobody returns from the dead

for their hat.

- Lf this was in it?

- This was in Curly's hat?

It was sewn in the hat band.

Read this.

'"West Pac, eat my dust.

I took it, you find it.

'"$1,000,000. L. Washburn.'"

Who's L. Washburn?

- No idea.

- What is this?

I think it's a treasure map.

- No kidding?

- I'm not imagining this, right?

There's a piece missing.

But it shows the trail

and the X where it's buried.

$1,000,000! I got those Time-Life books

on the Old West...

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