Cherry Tree Lane Page #3

Not spending my credit

all the f***ing time.

Alright, later, then.

Shut the f*** up

and don't move, you f***ing prick.

Tell me if you come to something.

What, to watch now?

No, idiot. To take.

Those your DVDs or his?

They're both of ours.

l ain't even heard of most of these.

- Oi.

Where's all your 18s?

Where's the f***ing porno?

Come on, mate. l know you're keeping

some porno in this house.

- You've got all these films.

- Where are the other DVDs?

Does he tell you that? No?

He's got them

well locked out of your reach.

You ain't foreign, are you?

Half these films are f***ing foreign.

- Hey, Seb ain't foreign, is he?

- Mo.

He's a plum. English.

Stupid c*nt.

Your boy is a stupid c*nt.

Too f***ing dumb to be alive.

Hasn't got a clue about things.

l'm gonna cut his f***ing head off.

Why?

Please. Please, iust...

Just leave him alone. Don't...

Don't hurt him.

l mean...

What can we do? Hmm?

What can we do?

Mate, you're gonna have to tape that up.

F***ing do my head in

if she carries on.

Don't. l don't need it.

l won't speak. l won't say anything.

l don't need the tape.

l don't need the tape.

Just shut up.

No, no, no.

Hey, what the f***, man?

Hey, f***ing keep him...

For f***'s sake, stop moving.

The County Sheriff

has verified that reports of...

..being partially eaten

by their slayers is true.

How long have you been

down here? l could use some help.

This ain't Sky.

What's this?

Satellite.

Oi, what's this?

Where's the guide on this?

What are you doing?

Tying to find out how the f***

to work this.

Changing channels all my life.

Oi. Where's the guide on this thing?

Which button is it?

Please, let her go.

l can take it. What do you want?

Tell him how to work the TV.

Which button is the guide button?

On the bottom corner.

It's got ''guide'' written above it.

You've got to be the thickest person

l know.

Just got to look harder.

You can hardly see it.

It's f***ing tiny.

You iust can't read, you dopey c*nt.

l can read alright.

Can read that.

Where did you get that from?

- Seb's room.

- What? How much?

Little bit. Let me just do this

and you can have your bit.

What time did you say

he's coming back?

Nine, innit? Have you f***ing listened?

There's no point staying

to watch that, is there?

Wait there, l like that.

- Where are you going?

- Gonna get my mum to plus it.

Ain't watching it here.

Ain't gonna call her in here, am l?

- Hi, you at home?

- Yeah.

Can you tape that thing for me at 8:30?

What thing? Why can't you watch it?

Where are you?

Does it matter? l'm at a friend's.

l don't know.

Look, l've got a key.

So you ain't got an ashtray?

Use the plate.

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