Carry on Screaming! Page #2
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Well... I dunno.
We just sort of felt like it.
- "Felt... like... it."
- Felt like what?
- I wouldn't like to say, Sergeant.
- I'm asking him!
Well, Mr Potter?
Well, we... we just felt like getting
a bit of fresh air... and that.
I see.
- Getting a bit of what?
- Fresh air and that.
- What's that?
- Same as the other.
- Oh, I see.
- Well, Mr Potter,
you took her into the woods.
How far did you go?
Oh, not very far,
cos I've only known her a year.
Don't put that down!
No, what I meant was, erm...
how far did you get... into the woods?
Oh! Oh, not very far.
Just to this little clearing I know.
Do you happen to know
what Doris was wearing?
Yes. Erm... a sort of erm...
white, frilly blouse,
with a... a dark-green jacket,
and a long green skirt.
- Did you get that down?
- No. As I said, I've only known her a year.
I'm talking to my assistant!
Don't worry, Sergeant. Got it down.
Good.
So, that's all you can tell us,
Mr Potter?
There is one thing.
I found this where she'd been sitting.
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
What have we here, then?
- I'd say it was a finger, Sergeant.
- I know it's a finger!
Is it... one of... hers, Mr Potter?
No! What sort of girl do you think
I'd go outwith?
Right. Take that down to the lab.
I want a full report first thing.
Yes, Sergeant.
On your way out,
stop off at the desk and enquire:
has anybody reported
the loss of a finger this evening?
Yes, of course, Sergeant.
Why didn't I think Of that?
Now, Mr Potter.
I want you to show me exactly where
you and the young Lady were.
- Through here.
- Slobotham? Slow?
- Sergeant?
- You stay here.
- All by myself, Sergeant?
- Yes, Slobotham, all by yourself.
If I shall require any assistance,
I shall give three sharp blasts. Got it?
Yes, Sergeant. Blast, blast, blast, sir.
I beg your pardon.
On my whistle.
Immediately on hearing that,
you will surround the entire area.
But I can't surround the entire area
by myself, Sergeant.
Excuses, excuses.
Always excuses!
Why don't you young fellas get married?
It's much easier.
That's where we were.
A-ha!
Is that you, Sergeant?
How do you do?
- Do you notice it?
- What?
It smells as if something's been
dead too long.
Well, don't look at me.
Peculiar. Very peculiar.
Was it here before?
- I didn't notice it.
- Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes!
What could it be?
I don't know.
Let's get back to the station.
Slobotham! Where are you?
Slobotham, where are you?
Look!
Aaaaargh!
What's the matter with you?
It's me!
Oh, I'm sorry, Sergeant. I thought
it was that horrible thing again!
What horrible thing?
I don't know.
It was something unspeakable.
- Unspeakable?
- Yes. Never said a word.
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