Carnal Knowledge Page #3

That she was the first girl

I ever tried to feel up.

- You told her that?

- Was it a mistake?

I wouldn't.

Then she got nicer

to me.

What do you mean

nicer?

She put my hand

on her breast.

You mean you put it on,

she left it there.

No, she picked it up

and put it on.

She took your hand

like this?

And put it on

like this?

That's right.

So, I didn't know

what to think.

You didn't, huh?

For just wanting

to be friends,

she's suddenly getting

pretty aggressive.

Yeah, then what?

I asked her

if she was a virgin.

- You're kidding.

- Was that a mistake?

Anyhow, she is.

She says.

So now you got, what,

one hand or two hands

on her tits?

By this time, she's

put the other hand

on the other one.

She put both hands on?

Two hands?

So I said,

"What are you gonna

do with your hands?"

You didn't say that.

It just came out.

Yeah, then what?

Let me see

if I got this.

She unzipped my fly.

Bullshit artist!

Then what?

Then what?

Then she did it.

Did what?

Bullshit artist!

She really did

that to you?

- She did that?

- Yeah.

( both laughing )

Hello, is this Susan?

Well, you don't know me.

I'm a friend of Sandy's.

His roommate.

Yeah, Jonathan.

He told you about me?

Yeah, so,

I'm just here at Smith

for tonight,

practically on campus.

I was just taking

a drive, you know,

and I found myself

practically on campus.

How do you like Smith?

What's your major?

Where did you go

to high school?

What do you do

in the summer?

Do you always answer

a question with

a question?

Do you always date

your best friend's

girlfriends?

Sandy told me

you were beautiful.

He told me

you were sexy.

I guess he's

just a poor judge.

I guess he meant

you had personality.

Good grief.

You have

a special quality.

I like girls

who are special.

I'm hardly

that special.

Some people you can

tell about right away.

Most girls I talk to

it's like we're spies

from foreign countries

and we're speaking in code.

Everything means

something else.

Like, I say,

"Would you like

to take a walk?"

And it means

something else.

And she says, "I can't.

I've got a French

test tomorrow."

And it means

something else.

And you say,

"I'll come over

and help you study."

And it means

something else.

You're very sharp,

I like that.

And that means

something else.

You're too sharp.

Does that bother you?

It interests me.

Is that more code?

We'd be good together.

I'm dating

your best friend.

He won't mind.

- How do you know?

- I won't tell him.

What if I mind?

You want to

go out Friday?

I'm seeing Sandy.

Saturday?

I have a date.

Sunday?

I'm seeing my folks.

Where do they live?

Newton.

Sunday night?

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