Captain Ron

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We have children that are in school!

We'll take them out. Are they getting

a good education? Two plus three?

- We can broaden their horizons.

- Five!

- Don't you try to guilt trip me.

- I'm not trying anything.

- Yes! You always do this!

- Our kids know nothing about life.

(ROCK MUSIC

ON CAR STEREO )

Give me a sec to tell them, OK?

This is so cool!

- What would make you consider it?

- There is nothing to say.

I will not drop everything and go

to a place no one's ever heard of.

Mom, Dad, guess what?

I got engaged.

Yo. Mom. Dad.

What?

(REGGAE MUSIC:

BOB MARLEY'S "STIR IT UP")

These are some of your uncle's

things, removed for safekeeping.

We buried him in a place

overlooking the water.

That was very nice of you.

We had to. We have

no refrigeration facilities...

We understand.

Kate, take a look.

Is that it? It's like something

out of "Adventures in Paradise".

Are you kidding?

That was taken a few years ago.

Isn't she a classic?

It's way better than you'd think.

It just needs a little work.

(MARTIN) Come on, Katherine.

I'll be right back.

Come on.

This sucks.

- Katherine!

- I'm coming!

Clearly the wrong shoe selection.

What do you think?

Just look at this.

You gotta see this.

- MY fault? You got engaged.

- You went ballistic over the boat.

- A ski boat!

- Don't push me.

- Mom, Ben fell in the water!

- Honey, we're coming.

- You pushed me!

- He pushed me first.

(ALL YELLING)

Stop it! Don't swallow the water.

You'll get diphtheria.

- Daddy's coming.

- Here, Ben!

(PHONE RINGS)

Donaldson Yacht Brokers.

All right. Hold on.

It's Mr Harvey. It's a bad connection.

Yes... Mr Harvey. How are you?

We've just received the specs

on the boat from the estate.

It hasn't been surveyed since 1967.

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