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strung together on a string!!!

You'll do fine

with this.

I won't do fine with this. I

have a reputation to uphold.

I have people that look up

to my decoration skills.

I don't do second-class

decoration.

Why don't you

call Mrs. Claus

and have her send down

some of the good stuff?

Okay,

I can do that.

Here we go.

Look who we got here. You must

be Johnson's replacement.

And you

must be Farley.

He knows

your name?

I know a lot

of names Steven.

I'm Mr. Frost,

and this is Mr. Elfman.

You know my first name, but do

you know my last name as well?

It's Morgan.

As in

Morgan gymnasium.

And the Morgan Reference Library,

and the Morgan Public Park.

My father donates a lot of money

to this school and the community.

That makes me

a V.I.P. around here.

Ah, you hear

that Frost.

We're in the presence of a

very important pipsqueak.

Farley, have you ever donated

any money to this school?

Or to anyone else

for that matter?

SMASH!

My bad.

SMASH!

Why don't you go

down to Santa's square,

sit on his knee and ask him

for some new decorations?

I remember when you sat on Santa's

knee and asked for a puppy.

How would you

know that?

I know a lot of things

about you boys.

I know Steven wants to

be professional drummer.

He's got a set of Slingerland

classic five drums in his garage.

That his father bought for him

that he's paying off very slowly.

Farley Granger Morgan.

Granger?

Before I'd laugh, your

middle name is Rolob.

Ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha!

You're named after a movie star

that your mother had a crush on.

And you've never paid

for anything in your life.

Who are you?

I'm the janitor.

There goes an angry

and troubled boy.

Who could put an end to

Christmas as we know it.

Yes... I'm gonna get a broom.

Well, here it is.

Like I said, it's not

much, but it's cozy.

We'll take it.

Wonderful, I'll go get

the rental agreement.

Excellent.

You sure this is

such a good idea?

It's all part

of my master plan.

Oh, you have

a master plan.

Well, I have

a plan.

A plan.

Just a regular plan?

Downgraded from a master plan.

Good.

Oh, that wasn't

so hard.

I hope you don't intend for us

to live with Farley Morgan too.

Oh no, he's a wreath

of a different colour.

But I, I wanna do some

more research on him,

where's that inter...

interweb?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What do I do

with this?

You plug it into

the USB port.

Mmmhmm.

Which I will do

for you.

Okay, now what?

Click on

Farley's name.

With the mouse.

Don't, I will do it.

Farley Morgan,

age fourteen, only child.

Farley lives with his

father, Charles Morgan.

Farley's mother died of Lou Gehrig's

disease when he was thirteen.

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