Cabin Fever: Patient Zero Page #3

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the protocol requires a mandatory

facility lock down of 48 hours.

All of the staff will be temporarily

transferred to the evacuation bunker

where we wait for

re-entry clearance.

I'm sure you understand.

We will see you in two days.

Mi amigo!

You always had the biggest crush

on her back in second grade.

You never want to admit it.

So when's the last time

you saw Penny anyway?

Alright, on your feet soldiers!

Come on!

Alright boys, man up.

Open up your hatches on 3.

1.. 2.. 3.

Come on, you're the one who taught me

how to do this.

Yeah, when I was 19.

Now I drink for flavor.

Oh yeah, that's for babies.

He's all fancy now that

he's marrying into money.

Hey, hey.

Jokes aside..

Marky Marcus.

As your little bro

and best friend.

Tomorrow night when you

wed the lovely Kate,

the single world will mourn the loss

of one of the greats.

And in honor of that,

I got you something meaningful

to help prepare you for a new life.

What is this, Joshie?

What did you get me?

What is this?

Oh, is this a bottle of red?

A Cabernet?

Open it.

- What could this be?

Boom!

- Boom!

Thanks guys,

I can take care of my girl.

It's not for her, that's for you. Getting you all

loosen up for all the bending over you'll be doing.

I told these boners they

were crossing the line.

Alright, it's my turn.

But mine needs an explanation.

Do you remember when we were kids and you

went to go inside the Street Lamp Charade?

Yeah.

What is it?

- Open it.

So you always know

where you came from.

Oh wow.

- Watch.

That's awesome, thank you so much, Pen.

It's so cool.

Alright.

This is your own present.

No, f*** no.

- Woo Woo.

Hey hey. We spent a fortune on that.

You guys know how much trouble we're gonna

get if the Coast Guard finds this on here?

Not to mention Kate's family,

how embarrassed they'll be guys.

God forbid that happens.

Mark, Mark.

We've been going north

for a while now.

We haven't seen a boat in 2 hours.

Hey, hey.

Think we're far enough away from civilization

where you can relax a little bit, maybe..

let loose?

Yeah, yeah.

- There we go. It's that kid.

There he is, come here.

Firing up from Kate's

scornful lies.

Stop with the comments about Kate, please.

It's just a joke, bro.

No, you don't like her.

I get it.

Now shut the f*** up,

because after tomorrow night,

that's my wife

you're talking about.

Marky Mark, come on dude.

Hey!

What?

When you get married,

you can't take a joke anymore?

You see what's going on, right?

They're scared that you're marrying up.

And you'll gonna leave them behind.

I'm not gonna leave

them behind.

What's wrong with wanting more

than what you grew up with?

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