Bunyan and Babe Page #2

growin' out there, boy howdy.

Oh, they can see

'em tomorrow, honey.

The kids need time to unpack

and get ready for bed.

So what's going on with

the picketing, grandma?

A company called

blandsford development is

trying to take over our town.

And I'm protesting.

Huh?

What's that?

--I'm just telling

Travis about my protest!

What do you mean?

I just had it checked.

No, protest!

You know Travis, your grandma's

the town's first activist.

Grandma, look!

I've grown approximately three

inches since last summer.

That comes up to

7.62 centimeters.

It sounds bigger in metric.

Your turn, Travis.

It's ok.

Kids grow at different rates.

I'm going to go brush my

teeth and get ready for bed

like mom said.

It's not even

dark yet, Whitney.

You know what grandpa

says.

Early to bed, early to rise.

Wait, how early is early?

"Woo hoo hoo,

it's time to wake up

on the sunny side.

Today is another time to try.

Making everything all right.

Rainbows

glowing in the sky

every morning

and it makes me smile.

Now the day ahead

looks like a dream.

Woo hoo hoo.

It's time to wake up

on the sunny side.

Today is

another time to try.

Making everything all right.

Woo hoo hoo.

When my eyes see

the rays of light,

the day ahead seems

fun and bright.

Love having you

right by my side.

Rainbows glowing in

the sky every morning

and it makes me smile.

Nothing is as hard

as it first seemed.

Sunshine and rainbows,

outside my window.

Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Wake up wake

up, wake up, woo hoo hoo.

It's time to wake up

wow

--on the sunny side.

Today is another time to try

making everything all right.

All right,

all right, all right.

It's time to

wake up on the sunny side.

It's time

to wake up on the sunny side."

Whatcha doing, grandpa?

Oh, Travis, my boy.

You snuck up on me.

Oh, sorry grandpa.

Can you run into

town for me, Travis,

on official county

fair business?

Sure.

Go to Mundy's general store

and pick up a tape measure,

a long one.

I think we have ourselves

a real contender here.

You got it, grandpa.

You're a champ.

You are a champ.

Just look at you.

Hey, where are you going?

Errand in town for grandpa.

Oh, can I come too?

Do chickens have lips?

What?

Of course not.

They have maxillary and

mandibular beaks, why?

Later, nerd face.

Humph.

Can I get you gentlemen

something to drink?

We have root beer, sassafras

tea, or PR-prune juice.

Just tell Norman

his brother is here.

Oh, you're Mr.

blandsford's brother.

Lamentably, yes.

What is it, Iris?

Your brother is

here to see you, sir.

Oh!

Hoo.

Hello, Bob.

Blackstone.

My name is blackstone.

What, off-stage too?

That's ridiculous.

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