Buffalo '66 Page #2

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My cars shift themselves.

They're luxury cars.

they shift themselves.

When I say three,

you follow my count,

you come around to my door.

You got me?

One... two... three.

What did I just say?

One, two, three.

Get out of the car.

I'm watching you,

I'm watching you.

Don't make that face,

don't make that face.

Hurry up!

Now pull away.

Go this way!

Wait! Go this way!

I want you to

pull over right there.

- Just pull over here.

- Where?

Right here.

That's it, that's good.

That's it. Beautiful.

Put the car in park,

all right?

I'm gonna step out

of the car for one minute.

One minute,

I'm gonna step out.

Put your hands

on the dashboard like that.

Don't let me see

you move them one finger,

not one twitch of a move or I'll

come back and choke you to death.

I swear to God.

I'll take a bite out of your cheek

and I'll sh*t you out.

So just hold your hands

like that, you understand me?

Nod your head

if you understand.

You understand?

Yes, you understand.

Stay right there.

Don't look.

Who told you to look?

Take your hands off the dash.

You're making me nervous.

First thing,

right off the bat,

I'd like to apologize.

I'm going to apologize.

I've had to go

to the bathroom for hours.

I've been backed up,

totally backed up.

Anyway, I swear to God,

I didn't mean to scare you.

And I'm sorry

if I pulled your hair.

You okay?

Good. All right...

Now don't talk, please.

I need to ask you a favor.

I haven't seen my parents

in a long time

'cause I just got out of jail.

I was innocent.

Before I went away,

I made up a few lies.

I said I was married.

I also told them

that I worked for the government

and that I would be away

for a long time.

What I need you to do is to come

to my parents' house with me,

and pretend to be my wife--

acting, all right?

Today's your big debut,

your big break.

This is acting.

You're my wife.

So that means you adore me,

you love me, you cherish me--

Jesus Christ,

you can't live without me.

The story will go

like this.

We met in high school...

and we were sweethearts,

you loved me,

you've been in love with me

your whole life.

And your new name

would be Wendy Balsam.

Don't worry

about the details.

I'll take over.

Just be nice.

When we get there,

be a decent girl. Be nice.

What's your name,

what's your real name?

Layla.

Layla.

No, that's no good.

We'll stick with Wendy Balsam,

you're Wendy Balsam.

So basically,

what I'm asking you to do is,

I'm asking you to come there

and make me look good.

And if you make a fool out of me,

I swear to God,

I'll kill you right there.

Boom ! Right in front

of Mommy and Daddy.

And I'll tell you something else,

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