Bucky and the Squirrels Page #2

Once that was over,

Mort got the Squirrels

on a local TV teen dance show

in Appleton,

hosted by host

Dave Madden.

(cheering)

Let's hear it for

our guests today,

Bucky and the Squirrels.

(applause)

No offense, but how the heck

do you talk with these things?

Uh, those are fake

and these are real.

Good point. Now, which one

of you is Bucky?

Only kidding.

Bucky, how about introducing

the rest of the band?

Oh, sure.

Phil, this is Randy.

Randy, this is Phil.

Doug, Randy, Phil.

Nice to meet you, Randy.

If you don't mind, I'd like

to ask you a question.

Now, many groups, bands...

groups, if you will...

have members who are

related to each other.

Brothers, sisters, cousins.

Are any of you related?

All:
No.

Okay.

I understand one of you

just got married.

Which one of you is Phil?

(girls giggling)

(clears throat)

That's me.

Oh! So who's

the unlucky girl?

Only kidding.

Who's the lucky girl?

Ah, don't be shy.

Tell us all about it.

Well, not all about it,

because we are on TV.

Let's start with how

you met.

It's a very long story, so...

probably don't have enough time,

we should probably skip that...

(whispering)

He knocked up a waitress.

Phil:
...a little bit.

Girl:
I wonder why.

Tell us.

So, um...

So, uh...

Oh, how about favoring us

with a performance, Rocky?

It's, uh, Bucky.

Uh, right, um,

I was confusing you

with Rocky

the Flying Squirrel.

You know,

Rocky and Bullwinkle?

"Hey, you wanna see me pull

a rabbit out of my hat?"

That's Bullwinkle.

Um, I believe it's Rocky.

- No, it's Bullwinkle.

- It's Bullwinkle.

Okay, fine, it's Bullwinkle.

I'm sure a lot of people

confuse the two, so...

I don't.

No, one's a very tall moose,

one's a small...

Fine, great, everybody,

Rocky and the Squirrels!

It's Bucky, actually.

(applause)

- Girl 1:
Yay!

- Girl 2:
I love you, Bucky!

Well, here's a brand-new dance

that's makin' news

Ooh-wah-ooh

So come on, come on,

get your dancin' shoes

Ooh-wah-ooh

Move your hips

Twist and twirl

Grab your guy

Grab your girl

Shake your tail

We're gonna do the Squirrel

To the left, to the right,

You can do it all night

Do the squirrel

Move it back, move it forth,

to the south, to the north

Do the Squirrel

Groove to the rhythm,

let your feet get to it

Feel the beat,

anyone can do it

One, two, three,

come dance with me

And do the Squirrel

From Maine to California

They're Squirrelin'

in the street

Squirrelin' down

the avenue

Everywhere you go,

everyone you meet

Is gonna do

the Squirrel with you

To the left, to the right,

you can do it all night

Do the Squirrel

Move it back, move it forth,

to the south, to the north

Do the Squirrel

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