Britney Ever After Page #3

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY:

TO YOU:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY:

DEAR BRITNEY...

YOU'RE ONE YEAR OLDER, GIRL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

DID YOU MAKE A WISH?

DANG RIGHT, I DID.

YOU ACTUALLY:

DRINK THAT STUFF?

IT'S WAY TOO SWEET.

I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD, FOOL!

DON'T MIND HIM,

HE ONLY DRINKS THE FINES FANCY-PANTS MER-LOT.

YOU ARE SWEET ENOUGH

ANYWAY, GIRL.

[LAUGHING]

SOMEONE BUST OUT THE CRACKERS,

'CAUSE JOEY'S BRINGING

THE CHEESE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHIN'.

COME ON, I KNOW YOU.

JUST HOMESICK.

YEAH.

WE WERE BOTH HOMESICK

WHEN WE DID MMC, TOO, REMEMBER?

WE WERE SO SMALL TOWN,

WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT ANYTHING.

I MEAN, LIKE, NADA.

IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, THOUGH.

I KNOW, AND THIS IS GONNA BE

HELLA FUN, TOO.

EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT HOME,

YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT IT, YOU KNOW?

IT'S RIGHT HERE.

IT'S ALWAYS WITH YOU.

YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL HOME, TOO.

ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN TRYING

TO CALL MY DADDY.

HIS PHONE'S NOT WORKING.

IT KEEPS GETTING SHUT OFF.

MONEY PROBLEMS?

THEY SPENT A LO TRYING TO GET ME STARTED,

SENDING ME TO NEW YORK.

MONEY'S ALWAYS BEEN TIGHT.

I FEEL BAD.

DON'T DO THAT, ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S NOT ON YOU.

THEY'RE THE ADULTS.

YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.

I JUST WANT TO HELP THEM.

I WANT TO BUY MY MAMA

A GREAT BIG HOUSE.

YOU WILL.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A BIG STAR.

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

[SNORING]

YOU SURE SHE'S NO GOING TO WAKE UP?

SHE'S LIKE A GRIZZLY BEAR.

SHE DOESN'T SLEEP,

SHE HIBERNATES.

COME ON.

[JUSTIN]:

LOOK AT THIS YOUNG STUD.

[BRITNEY]:
I LOOK GOOFY.

THAT SHIRT, GAWD,

AND I HAVE, LIKE, ZERO BOOBIES,

LIKE, MOSQUITO BITES.

NOT THAT I HAVE MUCH MORE NOW.

I ALWAYS THOUGH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.

I STILL DO.

["LIGHT MY FIRE" PLAYING]

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT

HEART BEAT, HEART BEAT

CALLING OUT MY NAME

YES, I KNOW

IT MUST BE STRANGE...

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING. I'M JUST--

I'M TRYING TO BE A GENTLEMAN.

DON'T BE.

WOW.

NO...

THEY LOOK BIGGER

WITH IT.

SEE?

IT'S A WONDERBRA.

BRITNEY...

YOU'RE PERFECT.

...I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

SO DON'T WAKE ME, WAKE ME

I'D RATHER STAY AND SLEEP

IF I HAVE YOU NEXT TO ME

I CAN DO ANYTHING

ANYTHING...

I LOVE YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO PUSH YOU

IF YOU'RE NOT READY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

I'M READY.

...BABY

IT'S RIGHT HERE WITH ME

COME AND LIGHT MY FIRE

LIGHT IT, LIGHT I LIGHT IT

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG

IT TAKES TO BECOME BRITNEY?

FOREVER!

I HATE SITTING IN THIS CHAIR.

I HOPE Y'ALL BROUGH SOMETHING TO DO.

COME ON, WE ALWAYS

HAVE A GOOD TIME!

THESE EXTENSIONS ARE JUS SO TIME-CONSUMING TO DEAL WIT.

IT'S STILL GROWING OUT.

FROM WHEN I SHAVED IT.

[SHAVER BUZZING]

SOMETIMES, I WAKE UP

IN THE MORNING,

AND THINK THAT EVERYTHING

THAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR

WAS LIKE A DREAM OR SOMETHING.

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