Bol Bachchan Page #2

lt's not about 99 Rupees!

The thing is he lied!

Prithviraj Raghuvanshi

worships the truth.

And buries the one who lies.

Everyways, doctor...

be it sunrise or sunfall,

five star backhand service.

Nurse, keep window shopping open,

let atmosphere come in.

Maakhan!

Sir?

Bring freshful flowers

and fruitables.

lmpossible!

Rest in peace!

Listen!

Sir?

Next time you lie...

you can let go of the reward...

because l'll do the deed.

- Maakhan!

- Sir?

Get someone else in his place.

That idiot,

Ravi, he is late yet again.

He isn't a son, but a curse.

He is reason for my ill-health!

Uncle, l'm sure there's

a reason for him being late.

There is only one reason!

His third-class

Aflatoon drama company.

Come on fast.

There he is.

Abbas!

Sania!

My friend Abbas!

You are finally here!

- Hi, welcome Sania.

- Thank you.

Well, l've visited you

a lot in Delhi and so...

we welcome you on your

first visit to Ranakpur.

The thing is we didn't even change

our costumes to come and see you...

But you are still late!

l've been standing

here because of you!

You aren't the proverbial

coin to stand on its side.

You could've sat on the bench,

Shastri.

Shastri?

Show some respect!

At least honor the

character of Lord Ram!

Calling your father by his name!

lt depends on who the father is!

You can't compare King

Dashrath with Shastri.

- Ravi!

- Shastri!

- Take the luggage!

- Okay.

Drama company, come on!

Your drama company

really is Aflatoon!

A play in every village?

Dude, we are vagabonds.

And vagabonds do their own thing.

l only want half a cup.

Shastri!

The cup will be full, but

fill it only half with tea, Sania.

That's nice. Very good.

Sania, l was thinking,

now that you are here...

why don't you decorate the stage

for the Aflatoon drama company?

We won't get a better

art director than you.

What do you say, Abbas?

Great!

Finally someone wise

in this bunch ofjokers!

- Shastri!

- Ravi!

Hey... hold on!

At least tell me what

is the theme of your play?

l'll have to think

along those lines.

Sania, people get inspired

by plays and make films.

But for the first time l've written

this play inspired by films.

Really? What is

the name of your play?

Golmaal!

Brilliant!

What else can be expected

from idiots like you!

Useless!

Golmaal!

Golmaal!

All day this old man

keeps talking nonsense.

We can't even rehearse

over here because of him.

Why not?

The old man is home!

- Shastri!

- Ravi!

- Shastri!

- Ravi!

Wait a minute!

You are Shastri and he is Ravi.

- Yes.

- Right.

lf not here,

then where do you rehearse?

Sir!

My father used to say that...

a man should respect

his values and his moustache.

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