Bog of Beasts Page #2

If you can't take the heat

stay away from the fire!

All right? Stupid f***ing cow!

You love being beaten.

You love wearing the stirrups.

Yes, I do.

I want to find myself some old man.

To look after me and give

me a good home.

Heh Ceia! Who's gonna want

a shagged out old vulture like this?

Not even some old fart is

gonna want you, my girl.

- I'll f***ing show you!

- Come on then.

Stop it Dora!

Sit down Bela.

I'm shitting myself with fear!

I'm off. I'm not gonna

stoop to your level.

I'm trembling to death

because of the old vulture!

Go on vulture. Fly.

Go hit yer head on the ceiling.

As if I give a f***

what you think. Vulture.

Go and lie down, dearie. We've got

a f***ing hard day ahead of us.

Yeah! A really "f***ing" hard day.

What is it that you want from me?

Why this voice?

Why this silence?

Why don't you tell me what

You're thinking about?

I don't want to be shrinking back

There was a right bloody shoot out!

Huh! And the bastards

still came back?

They f***ing did!

Both of the wankers.

Didn't you know the culprits always

return to the scene of the crime?

And back they went, if you please?

Hey pisser! I've found

The Minge Eaters, come and see!

I'd never have gone back.

Not to be f***ing arrested.

Imagine being f***ing arrested.

Dad said that if I ever had to deal

with anyone - pah - pah - pah.

Just pull the trigger and run back

home and he'll solve it all.

Not difficult if your old

man is a policeman.

Go and check on the point forty,

under the seat.

This film is f***ing great!

F***ing hell.

Can't even get his f***ing cock up.

It's the famous floppy cock, hey?

He must be pissed out of his brain.

It's gonna be cock and c*nt

all night long, just look at that!

Give it and take it,

give it and take it.

I'm feeling fairly

spaced out, all right?

I gave Maria Jos

a good poke yesterday.

F***ing hell. You're shagging

her every f***ing day?

Every f***ing day.

Yesterday I gave her a good poking.

Hey Ccero, does she still cry?

No f***ing way!

After she went whimpering

to her f***ing mother,

I took her to one side and told her the

more she whimpered the angrier I'd get,

and there'd be sh*t to pay.

And that sister of hers?

That f***ing slut is getting

shagged in Recife.

I bumped into her the other night,

pissed out of her brain.

You didn't give her one?

Of course you didn't.

Only messed about a bit.

Dad slipped her one though.

He's too f***ing much.

Look! We're meeting there

after ten, aren't we?

Yeah. I've got a few things to sort out

and then we'll meet over at Margarida's.

Oh! F*** off! Give me

that f***ing sh*t!

F***ing hell! Calm down!

It's no f***ing good!

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