Bloody Drama

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(heavy breathing)

(loud thudding)

- [Man] F***!

F***, f***, f***!

(loud thudding)

(breathing heavily)

I can't get a f***ing break!

Nothing f***ing

works out for me!

Goddammit!

F*** myself, f***, f***, f***!

(wind blowing)

Oh you f***ing little b*tch.

(breathing heavily)

(deep, suspenseful music)

(leaves rustling)

(slow, eerie piano music)

- [Man] Rebecca!

Rebecca.

Get out, it's late, now!

(eerie piano music)

(mellow electronic music)

- That's it?

Girl, seriously?

- Uh, I tried for

like 40 minutes.

Plus, last night

was like forever.

- Okay, I guess you're

just not really into it.

- Like you are?

Probably still

thinking about Nae-Nae.

You two should just make

up already, and quick.

- (sighing) No,

besides, screw her.

- Christ, you so love that ho.

Why don't you just talk

to her for god sakes?

(sighing)

- Come on, get back down there.

- Ah, f***.

- So again, the

definition of feminism

is the advocacy

of women's rights

on the basis of the

equality of the sexes,

that's it, nothing more or less.

This idea has always been

conflated with other ideas.

But, as a sociologist,

it's about being clear

on what this term means

and what it stands for.

In closing, I do have a

quote for you all to chew on.

A feminist is anyone who

recognizes the equality

and full humanity

of women and men.

That's a quote by

Gloria Steinem, okay?

Uh, let me see, remember,

next week's our final so,

ready up.

- I know I turned in my

assignment late last week but

can I still get full

credit for that?

- Uh, most likely it's

gonna be a C, Emily.

- Okay.

- Okay, great, you're welcome.

- Hey.

- Hey, so how's it looking

with the surveys, Rene?

- It's coming along

pretty well, you know.

Just um, most of

'em are filled out,

I just have a few

more to hand out.

- Excellent, excellent,

thanks for all your help,

and I should have those

letters of recommendation

for you ready next week.

- Uh, that would be

amazing, you know I just,

(sighing) I'm so nervous

with this whole thing I've,

as far back as I can

remember all I wanted

was to have my PhD.

- Rene, you'll be fine.

You are made for grad

school, trust me.

After eight years of

it, I know it, okay.

You're gonna be

a great academic.

- Thank you, you know I just,

you have no idea how

much this means to me

and you've helped

me a lot so I just,

thank you so much, you--

- Brian, what can I do for you?

It's okay, okay.

- [Brian] Can I just

get the assignment

that I turned in to

you, I'm sorry, I--

- Let me check my

computer and then I'll,

I'll get back to you on that.

(funky electronic music)

(music increasing in intensity)

- Shut up, shut up.

You're fine, you're fine.

He's happy, he's

happy, and you're fine.

You're gonna have a good day,

you're gonna go over there,

you're gonna have a good day.

You're gonna go out,

you're gonna have fun,

you're gonna see him,

and he'll be fine.

(laughing)

(funky electronic music)

(sighing) Okay.

(funky electronic music)

(people chattering

in background)

(tense single drum music)

(eerie, supernatural music)

(labored breathing)

- Um, hey, where's the remote?

I always keep it in

the (growling) f***!

(growling)

(labored breathing) It's

ridiculous, that girl.

Oh, f***, I have

that consultation,

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Okay, okay, okay, all right.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey Hector, Pam, it's Hector.

Yeah hi, hi, yeah, so, uh-huh.

Yeah, no, yeah you too, yeah.

(clearing throat) Um, uh-huh.

No, no, I'm calling

about the consultation.

Yes, yeah, I have your paperwork

and I'm gonna send

it right to you

and the house looks good.

Um-hm, yeah, okay, so

I'm gonna, uh-huh, yeah.

Um-hm, oh yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah, yes,

absolutely, okay, you too,

oh, bye-bye, okay.

(sighing)

(dramatic, scary tones)

(drawer sliding

and clicking shut)

(sighing)

(gurgling and ticking)

Really?

You can't even buy

groceries, thank you.

(eerie growling)

(deep breathing)

(wind blowing eerily)

(dog barking)

(sighing)

(dog barking)

(eerie pulsating tones)

Okay so, Pam,

the house is well.

It's goo, it's nope the,

Pam, it's a good house.

It's a, it's a, the

house is well done, good.

In a, in a, in a well

good way, in a-ish.

Oh, no, no, no,

no, that's stupid.

Let's uh, how bout,

Pam, it's me, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Um--

(dog barking)

Emoji, emoji, hello.

(dog barking)

F***, Emoji, quiet.

(breathing deeply)

(wind blowing eerily)

(haunting tones)

Oh, my god.

(scary, pulsating tones)

(wind howling)

(breathing deeply)

(sharp, scary pulsating tones)

(swishing)

(groaning)

(slicing)

(thudding)

(deep, scary tones)

- [Brittany] Dude, you

are set for grad school.

You're like the perfect

student on every level.

- [Rene] I know

dude, but you know,

grad school a whole

nother level, it's--

- [Brittany] So was high

school, so was undergrad.

- [Rene] I mean I

guess you're right.

- [Brittany] Yeah, I know.

- [Rene] Hey, are you

playing in that game?

- [Brittany] I don't know,

Patty was super pissy

at practice yesterday so,

I'm really just trying not

to think about it this week.

- [Rene] Hey so listen, now

that you bring the, that,

the weekend, is there anyway

I could use an excuse?

- [Brittany] No.

- Brittany I have a lot

of stuff going on and,

you know, it's just--

- Uh, we, you've

already committed

that we're doing

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