Big Daddy Page #2

Career, stable relationship, a family.

That's how they get.

I want things to go back

to the way they used to be.

When we were at Syracuse,

and Vanessa worshiped you.

- That was nice.

- Nobody hassled you to get a job.

Tommy and Phil showered separately.

Those were the days.

- What're you doing?

- lf I make this...

...Vanessa will realize

she likes me the way I am.

You're going to the putt.

Remember, the roof breaks

to the right.

Yes! That's what I'm talk...

Good God!

That can't be good.

Where's Kevin?

He already left. I guess

he forgot to say goodbye to you.

- Why are you here?

- I'm cleaning because you're useless.

Then what, you gonna go to

your Hooters reunion?

You guys talk about whose ass

hangs out of their shorts the most?

At least I can fit my ass

in my shorts, fatty.

Speaking of fatty, whose is this?

- I don't know.

- I'm eating it then.

"We wasted the good surprise on you."

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

- What do you mean?

- Later.

Are you selling raffle tickets?

Oh, boy.

- Kevin Gerrity.

- I got something to tell you

What's up?

There's a kid here.

What kind of kid?

If this note is true, it's your kid.

What do you mean?

I'm having a tough time

reading this...

...but it says, "Dear Kevin:

This is Julian, your son.

I hope you understand why

I didn't tell you until now...

but he needs your help

I can't be his mother anymore"

- This is ridiculous.

- Hang on

Who's this?

This is my friend.

- Is that Kevin on the phone?

- No, it's my Uncle Remus.

What's your name?

Is he all right?

He doesn't like you.

Leave us alone.

You're such a dick.

That was your girlfriend.

She was acting "Hooterific."

Who sent that note?

"Jan."

Jan...

I don't know any Jan.

- Where's he from?

- Where are you from?

Buffalo.

I've never even been to Buffalo.

Maybe it's a mistake.

Is this like the time

you said my parents were dead?

I swear, he's right here.

I'm coming home.

I don't know what I'll say...

Hang on. It says...

..."If you won't take responsibility

for him, they found a foster family..."

Yes, Uncle Remus,

I know the catfish are huge.

That's terrific

Here's a number for a guy...

at City Social Service

Arthur Brooks I'll call

- I'll come home

- I'll take care of it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, don't worry.

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

- All right. Thanks a lot.

- Later

I'm gonna make another phone call.

You want to come and sit down, pal?

Or you can stand there.

Anything you want. I'll be a minute.

Social Services

is closed today, Columbus Day

We'll be open tomorrow at 8 am

Columbus Day.

Boy, I don't know what to tell you.

Everything's gonna get

figured out tomorrow.

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