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This thing's what,

three years away?

Two years, 291 days.

Wow.

What a nerd.

Thank you.

So if it was definitely going

to hit us but it was two

Years, 290-Whatever days

away, I think it would be the

Opposite.

We'd all be so burdened with

the responsibility of having

To survive.

We'd be so preoccupied

making plans to survive

Annihilation...

that we would never be able

to just sit back and enjoy it.

Exactly.

This is getting pretty deep.

Mm, you started it.

So who do you know here?

That's slightly embarrassing.

I was here to meet

my friend, Richard.

Richie.

He's upstairs.

To speed into one of the

bedrooms with a girl dressed

Like princess Diana.

Ah.

Okay.

Well, in that case,

you've got me.

I don't know anybody.

You know me.

Except for you.

So I know you don't

work with Richie.

What do you do?

Well, h-How do you know that

I don't work with Richie?

Because your hands don't feel

like you've been counting

Money your whole adult life.

Well, I'm just doing a bit of

manual labor at the moment.

Geez, don't bore me with

the details, will you?

I work on a building site.

A building site.

Yep.

I notice you're avoiding

using the word "builder."

Yep.

It's alright. I get it.

I sometimes pour pints at my

dad's pub for some extra cash.

It doesn't make me a bar maid.

Maya, you coming?

No, I'm going to hang around

for a little while longer.

It was nice to meet you.

It was great to meet you guys.

Cheers.

See ya.

See ya.

God.

Wouldn't expect those two

to get together, would you?

Jesus and Hitler?

You know, I think he

was after a threesome.

Well, I think he would be lucky.

I only met them

half an hour ago.

That's all it takes.

Is it?

Put this on.

I don't think so.

Don't give me that look.

God...

you serious?

I'm so turned on right now.

Aha, this smells of, um, feet.

So what did you

actually want to be?

Well, I trained

to be a carpenter.

Oh, like Jesus.

Ah, exactly like Jesus.

Well, just don't go

making your own cross.

Ah.

Smile.

I love this.

Turn it up!

Come on Geppetto.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Come and dance with me.

I was heading south,

kicking through the leaves

And last weekend was

when our clocks went back

Summers have gone,

but it don't feel bad

You would've thought by now

that I'd have found my senses

Still I'm running

'round, jumping fences

But it's a road I'm running

And it's the only

road that I have known

And still I can't

find my way home

F***.

If you think you can

do better, be my guest.

You're better off

using your bare hands.

See anything?

No.

I think they're following you.

Yeah, right.

I thought we had to

get back before sunset.

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