Bend It Like Beckham

Still, can't stand here chatting all day.

l gotta go to aling for my facial. Laters!

- Bye, Pink.

- Laters.

Stupid bitch!

Why did she have to get blue contacts?

Now I can't wear mine, can I?

You're mad.

l wouldn't be seen dead in that!

They're all the rage, poppet.

You blow 'em up, just like a Lilo.

Look, this little pump comes free with it.

Pop it in there, in the valve.

Pump, pump, pump away, up it goes.

Then...slip it back in there...

..boom boom!

Cleavage.

And they're perfect

while you're still growing

- cos they lift you right there.

- Mum!

- God, you're so embarrassing!

- They make more of what you've got.

All the girls have bought one

for their daughters.

Well... Well, look, there's the Fleur.

That's pretty. Mm?

And the gel bra, that's a clever one.

No pumping. lt's already in there.

Oh no, sweetheart,

not the sports bras.

They're so plain. They don't enhance.

Well, no one's gonna see them.

No, but it's not how they look,

it's how they make you feel. m?

l really like that lace Lycra one.

Uh-oh, there's your mate.

Let's make this quick, yeah?

I hope his mum wears a cardy

over her three stomachs tomorrow!

- Shut up, she's old.

- So?

All right, Jess? iya, Pinky.

May you have a long life, my daughters!

- verything getting ready for tomorrow?

- Yes, Massiji. Mum's making the samosas.

May God keep you and your husband

in endless happiness!

And pray for me,

that l get a lovely daughter-in-law like you

for my ony.

Mum!

Aww, thank you, Massiji!

O, bye, yeah?

- ow was biology?

- Did you do the genetics one?

The daughter was a carrier

and when she married

she passed the defective gene to her son.

Yeah, l got that, too.

l hope l get my two As and a B for uni.

Come on, Jess.

- You going to the park later?

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