Bend It Like Beckham Page #2

- l'll try.

Mum!

l've found it!

Come on, Jess.

'Scuse me. That suit...

- Come on, mate.

- Over here.

There you go! Over here!

Rubbish! Come on, boys!

You're such an idiot, man!

- Jess! Fancy a quick game?

- l can't. My mum's waiting.

- And my dad's on earlies at eathrow.

- Come on, we really need ya.

Come on!

Who does she think she is?

Beckham or what?

Can we chest it like him?

- You know, give it some bounce!

- Chest it, Jess, go on. Chest it!

Did that hurt, pretty boy?

l nearly scored from 25 yards today.

Bent it and everything.

l could have carried on playing all night.

It's not fair, the boys never

have to come home and help.

Wonder if l had an arranged marriage,

would l get someone who'd let me

play football whenever l wanted?

- Who were you talking to?

- No one, Dad.

O, Biji and her grandson are coming

and staying in here for the wedding.

Why don't you put some nice picture

of beautiful sceneries

- instead of this bald man?

- Dad!

I'm going to change.

Come and help me outside, O?

O.

..a beautiful Rolls-Royce, you know?

l'll get one for your wedding, too,

if you like.

l just want a little bit.

lt will be your turn soon, uh?

Do you want a clean-shaven boy

like your sister

or a proper Sikh

with a full beard and a turban?

It's only our men that have

a big engine and full MOT, eh?

Nah, man,

the alternator's gone on the Merc!

Just do the carburettor on the Nissan.

l told you not to bother me!

lt's my engagement, man!

- Sorry.

- l know. Of course.

Put it off. Thank you.

- Lads get into 'em!

- Yes!

Mmm. e is so tick, man!

lnnit, innit? l know!

Look! e's taking his shirt off.

Oh, my God. A body like that should

come with an X-certificate warning!

- And a lifetime guarantee, man.

- Yeah, man. Call Jess.

- Call Jess!

- Oi! Jess!

Jess, man, who's your friend

with the gorgeous bod?

The one with the six-pack.

- lf he looks at me, l really will faint.

- What? Taz?

- az.

- ls that his name?

Look at that kick!

- e is so fly!

- That is fine.

That is so fine.

- Get your girlfriend, man!

- Jess!

- Go on, Jess. Lover-boy's calling you.

- Oh, shut up.

You know he's just my mate.

We're not all slags like you lot!

Ooh!

B*tch! Just cos she's still a V, man,

she thinks she's better than us, innit?

Yeah, but at least she hasn't got off

with half of ounslow like you two.

'y, who's that gori watching her?

- Come on, Jess.

- Go on, Jess.

All the way, it's all yours!

What are you doing, man?

- i.

- i.

hat was brilliant.

Do you play for any side?

Yeah, like who?

Southall United Sari Squad?

l play for ounslow arriers girls' side.

It's close season but we've got

a summer tournament coming up.

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