Before I Fall Page #2

in the universe... Listen!

How a bird flapping its

wings in South America

can create a major

rainstorm in New York.

Like how one person can watch a

pretentious video about chaos

while three other people

actually die of boredom.

It wasn't a YouTube tutorial, so

you guys wouldn't get it anyway.

Owie!

Samantha Kingston.

- Hi.

- Hey, Rob.

Did you get my rose?

I did.

Who are these ones from?

Your competition.

I want to see.

Your competition.

Oh, Sam has no competition, Rob.

You know it.

Okay. Well, neither do I, so I guess

we're perfect for each other.

So you're going to

that thing at Kent's tonight?

I heard he's getting a couple kegs.

I don't know.

Yes!

I'll text you later.

One more.

No, I'm eating!

Get out!

Go.

Bye.

You all are too cute.

It's gross.

Mmm.

Oh, you guys!

Tonight our widdle Sammy

passes into womanhood.

I am so proud.

Shh! Stop it.

I hope you shaved.

Oh, my God.

Don't forget to pee

before and after.

Guys, guys, sociopath,

12 o'clock.

Oh, God. Does she

know what a brush is?

No.

Norma Bates!

Hey, did she get

her Val-a-gram?

In chem, I was sitting

right behind her.

What'd she say?

Does she say anything ever?

Well, what'd she do?

She tossed it right after class.

She really should

appreciate it more.

It's probably the only rose

she'll ever get.

Maybe it had something

to do with the card.

"Maybe next year,

but probably not."

That's it, guys!

Go, girl.

I love it!

It kinda looks like you

put it on your cheeks.

It's the same color.

Yeah. That's the point.

Mmm.

Love it.

It's so effing good.

Can I post this one?

No.

Don't laugh at me.

Okay.

Linds?

Were you nervous

your first time?

I was too drunk to be anything.

Don't freak out if it hurts.

Especially at first.

And don't tense up, because

that only makes it worse.

Great. That sounds

really romantic.

Don't worry. It's not like

Rob is some random guy.

You actually like him.

Right. Yes.

Everyone wants to

hook up with him.

Yeah.

Tonight, everything changes.

That face.

Baes!

What are you doing? What

do you think you're doing?

Fart's house

is actually kinda nice.

If I had known,

I would have stopped

calling him Danny DeVito

all year.

Sam and you.

Hey, I'm gonna go find Patrick.

Will you be okay?

What? I'm gonna go find Patrick.

Will you be okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mwah!

Hey, Sam!

You made it.

Sam! Sam!

Hi!

Oh, I am sorry.

Let me get that for you.

How drunk are you?

I'm not drunk.

Don't worry about it.

Know what?

You're the hottest girl in here.

The hottest.

Okay, look, I'm only gonna be

here like an hour, an hour tops.

You know? You text

me and we'll go.

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