Barbie Video Game Hero Page #2

It wouldn't take me a minute.

Well, it's not that easy, to my dismay.

To beat this virus, you must

win each level you play.

So all I have to do is win the game,

and that will destroy the virus?

Cutie, you should've started with that.

Let's play.

GAME NARRATOR:
Barbie enters the game.

Hey, watch it.

GAME NARRATOR:
Bella enters the game.

Oh, look, a newb.

- Hey, Kris, check out the competition.

- KRIS:
Hey.

GAME NARRATOR:
Kris enters the game.

Really, Bella? Heh.

- She doesn't look like competition to me.

- Hmm.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, really?

I can skate.

- BELLA:
Ooh, she talks.

- KRIS:
Ha.

That means you can say,

"Congrats on your win, Bella."

I think you mean,

"Congrats on your win, Kris."

So you're NPCs?

- You're an NPC.

- Yeah.

Okay, what's an NPC?

Non-player character.

You're not controlled by a real-life player.

Trust me, no one controls Bella.

You'd better believe it.

- KRIS:
We're pretty good.

- BELLA:
Yeah, for sure.

Uh, one more thing, Barbie.

Before you begin, it is important

that every level you do win.

No problem.

These two will be so busy trying to

beat each other that I can just sail on by.

Let's do this.

Are you ready for

what the Kris is cooking?

That doesn't even make any sense.

[BEEPING OVER SPEAKERS]

ANNOUNCER:
Racers, ready?

Racers to the start line.

[LAUGHING]

Get set.

Three, two, one...

...go.

Huh?

See you.

Wouldn't wanna be you.

I don't think so.

Unh! You're gonna need more

than a couple of fancy moves to beat us.

You should see my dance moves.

- Huh?

- Huh?

Wow, she's good. Kind of.

[GASPS]

The virus. Come on, Barbie.

- Whoa!

- KRIS:
Look out for those moles.

BARBIE:
They can do that?

That was way too close.

[CHEERING AND SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, uh, Barbie, when it looks

like you cannot keep up...

...remember to look

for a suitable power-up.

- Surf's up.

- GAME NARRATOR:
Power-up engaged.

I always wanted to crowd-surf.

[EMOJIS GASP]

BELLA:
Oh, no. Clowns?

Why does it always have to be clowns?

KRIS:
What?

Sweet, tornado power-up.

Missed. Talk about

taking the wind out of my sails.

BELLA:
We can't let her win.

Barbie? I have cupcakes.

Barbie?

Ooh, a racing game.

Does this thing even work?

[RUMBLING]

KRIS:
Earthquake!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Huh?

[GRUNTS THEN SCREAMS]

Whoa, whoa!

That didn't even do anything.

[RUMBLING]

[SCREAMING]

I don't know where Barbie is,

so I guess it's just you and me.

Now that the shaking has stopped...

Better luck next time.

There's not going to be a next time

if you don't let me win.

Nice try, but you'll need

a better trick than that to beat me.

What's that?

[SHOUTS]

- Oh, I can't stop.

- Neither can I.

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