Barbie in the Pink Shoes Page #2

KRISTYN:
Doesn't matter.

I'm sure I'll be wearing antlers

and pulling a sleigh.

Ugh. Plenty of shoes, madame.

But no fives.

- And all the stores are closed.

- Oh, wait.

I might have something here.

They're beautiful.

They're for you, my dear.

- Thank you, madame.

- Right size.

- Wrong colour.

- No way! Pink is always in style.

You know, I bet I can bleach them

to match your costume.

KRISTYN:

Don't you dare.

Madame, if you had these all along,

why didn't you...?

KRISTYN:

Wow. These are some shoes.

Whoa.

BOTH:

Whoa.

Hailey, where are we

and what am I wearing?

I have no idea

and it looks like Tara's Giselle dress.

Tara's dress?

Where did it come from?

Madame Katerina did the bodice

and I did the skirt...

...but the fabric is from India,

so technically-

No, I mean

how did I get into this dress?

Uh, I guess the same way your hair

turned strawberry blond.

What?

[ADOLPHE ADAM'S

"DANCE OF THE FRIENDS" PLAYING]

Wait!

I know that music.

BOTH:

Whoa.

KRISTYN:

These houses.

It's like we're in Giselle.

How could we be in Giselle?

I don't know, but if we are,

the maidens are about to appear.

Look, the peasants are about to crown

Giselle Queen of the Harvest!

- And there's Albrecht, the prince.

HAILEY:
Jerk.

Engaged to another girl

and still trying to date Giselle.

Where's the nice guy,

Hilarious or whatever?

KRISTYN:
Hilarion. He's hiding, I guess.

HAILEY:
Oh, of course he is.

And we're in a ballet

and pigs are about to fly.

No. No flying pigs.

When the music ends,

Giselle will come right out of that cottage!

[MUSIC STOPS]

Right now.

She's missing her cue.

[END OF "DANCE OF THE FRIENDS"

PLAYS AGAIN]

Right now.

Where do you think she is?

Back at the costume shop?

[END OF "DANCE OF THE FRIENDS"

PLAYS AGAIN]

KRISTYN:

Right now?

Oh...

Psst. Giselle.

[WHISPERS]

Who's she talking to?

I think she's talking to you.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Me? I'm not Giselle.

You've got the dress and the hair,

and a new pair of...

[BOTH GASP]

BOTH:

The shoes!

Dance now, ask questions later.

[ADOLPHE ADAM'S "VARIATION

OF GISELLE, ACT 1 " PLAYING]

She's so beautiful.

I must have her as my wife.

- So you're a peasant, huh?

- What? Yes, that's correct.

Single, are you? No fiance?

- No, no, no, of course not.

- Ha-ha-ha. Of course not.

Not masquerading as a peasant

to deceive Giselle into marrying you?

Oh, I'm sure I wouldn't know

what you're talking about.

- Beef stew or foie gras?

- Well, foie gras of course.

Aha!

[MUSIC STOPS]

[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

That was awesome.

Now let's get out of here.

These shoes. I love these shoes.

My darling, you are more beautiful today

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