Barbershop 2: Back in Business

Synopsis: The continuing adventures of the barbers at Calvin's Barbershop. Gina, a stylist at the beauty shop next door, is now trying to cut in on his buisness. Calvin is again struggling to keep his father's shop and traditions alive--this time against urban developers looking to replace mom & pop establishments with name-brand chains. The world changes, but some things never go out of style--from current events and politics to relationships and love, you can still say anything you want at the barbershop.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Production: MGM
  2 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
59
Rotten Tomatoes:
69%
PG-13
Year:
2004
106 min
$64,955,956
Website
382 Views


The next time

you want to call yourself

sleeping around

behind somebody's back,

make sure

she look like something

'cause I heard

all of your little shit.

Your cell called the house,

and I heard all two minutes of it.

No, I didn't hear it?

Are you trying to call me a liar?

I don't even see how you could

cheat on me with your toddler penis.

I hope you had a good time.

The next time you come back,

I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

I got a sword, I got an ax,

a box of bullets,

and I'm gonna get both of my babies'

daddies to jump on that ass!

What does she gotta have

both of them for?

Shut up!

Like I was sayin', if they

build a titty bar across the street,

I ain't never goin' home.

You couldn't go home

if you wanted to.

You act like you know

what you're doing.

Please, man.

Now watch this. Balance.

No. Balance.

Balance.

What is all that Circus Dee Soleil

that you're doin'?

All that flippity hippity

stompity stoobily-doo.

It ain't necessary

to cut nobody head.

What's up, dawg?

I don't get the "I"?

Come on, dawg.

You know I gotta have the "I."

Stop playin'.

- Where do you want it?

- Right here.

Tight!

That mess ain't right.

I want my rent money on the first.

Not the second, not...

Hold on, let me finish my thought.

Not the second,

'cause I'm not the bad guy here.

Am I the bad guy here?

Come here.

Check it out, little man.

One thing you're gonna constantly

have to deal with in your life,

and that's broke-ass

black folks.

They gonna be hard to spot

'cause they dressed real nice.

Don't let that fool you,

'cause the nicer they dress,

usually the broker they are.

I like hanging with you.

You know, this is gonna

be yours one day... all of this.

Hey, Calvin, you goin'

over to Emma's?

Tell her my niece sent her

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