Bangistan Page #2

O Lord Hanuman! Come save Laxman's soul!

Witness the Lord on his voyage to obtain the Herb of Life!

Set forth, O Lord!

Jai Sri Ram!

Jai Sri Ram! Jai jai Sri Ram, jai jai Sri Ram!

Following his dashing entry the Lord has set off on his quest!

How did it go, bro?

Absolutely awful.

Even though the tickets are free...

There were more people on stage than in the audience.

But once I become a superstar people will shell out money to see me.

Yeah, people are staying at home because of the riots.

Revenge, not riots! We have taken our revenge this time,

This time, we didn't remain docile like always!

Surely you don't mean that bro.

I mean every word!

These people stay on our land, eat our grain, and rule over us!

The government, the media... Everyone caters only to them.

I tell you, soon we won't be in the majority.

That's good... The government will cater to you in that case.

Man, you have ten heads, but not one brain.

And your brain has been addled by that Guruji fellow.

Another word against Guruji and I'll smash your head!

Have you gone mad?!

That Guruji is a charlatan!

Help! Help!

You dare to insult Guruji! I would happily give up my life for him.

The man is an angel!

Stupid Raavana...

Hafeez bin Ali! Hafeez bin Ali!

Wherever you are, please come to rear entrance.

You are being awaited there.

Hafeez, let's go.

Haatim!

Obviously, the meeting can't happen here now.

Abba has decided to convene elsewhere.

But... where? Just come with me.

Here?!

Follow me.

Ah, the mighty Harold has arrived!

Get me a BigFac first. Go on, get in the line!

Two BigFacs, please. A few cups of the chutney.

I'm sick of waiting. Give me my coffee already!

Yes sir, I'll bring it right away.

Bhaijaan!

Thank you.

Two FcChickens!

We must convince Abba to keep all the meetings here now.

Yeah man, there's no point meeting at mosques.

Now show us the poster.

Such a bad quality print.

He is only fit to serve white people. Hello hello, tring tring!

He's lazy when it comes to serving the community.

No, Omar.

Enjoy your burger...

Harold!

Please call me Hafeez.

And I have quit that job.

You didn't quit Hafeez...

It was all Allah's will.

It is now time for you to join your brothers and...

Dedicate yourself to the good work of Al Kaam-Tamaam.

24/7.

Abba he is not fit to work for Al Kaam-Tamaam.

He couldn't even get a good quality print of the poster.

It's not his fault, Zulfi.

Those call center guys have brainwashed him by calling him 'Harold'.

This is pure American propaganda, my boys.

I ask, what have the Americans given the world?

Idiot! Regular again!?

Didn't I tell you I drink only Diet Cola!

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