Bad Teacher Page #2

The photographer who was like...so nice

he made me feel like really really comfortable

I might get flown to Kansas City

for their Fashion Week

Kansas City.

- Stalk much?

bhuhhrr!!

Loser..

Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy,

My mother baked this cookies for you..

just leave them on the desk..

you need something?

anyone seen Stand and Deliver?

show hands..

..you kidding me?

Edward James Olmos?

Lew Diamond Phillips?

Well, alright.. you...and you

grab the TV and roll it up front

we're watching a movie on the first day?

- I think its awesome.

You rock!

these cookies suck

incoming..

Elizabeth

Hey,.. Russell

Russell Gettis, gym teacher

We did busted together last spring

Yea

- So, I heard about the whole engagement

thing ... that blows.

know i walked in on him trying to f*** his dog?

peanut butter everywhere

thats gross...

anyway ...

hey, uh.. may be too soon, but

you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime

you still a gym teacher?

- i am, yea

then No

I dont date coworkers

- I wont tell anyone

I also said no..

- Okay cool, well its been awesome

something's got a

case of a sleepyss.

What?

- Did you see the colsaw of education?

Yea, one kid ..hit the

other kid with some colsaw..

You were'nt at the orientation the other day.. okay!

Boy, Elizabeth...

You midssed a boat load of stuff

anyways, at the orientation i suggested

a new system for supervising lunch

it's a quadrant system

i tell you what...why dont you just

send me memo and if i have any questions, i'll find you

Oh! OOh! yeah

Meant to ask..

did i hear you were showing a movie this

morning on the first day of school?

how do i know what you heard?

listen, I dont wanna tell you

how to run your class but..

maybe it might be fun to try

some icebreakers..

like telephone charades,

or this string game..

are we gonna have a problem,

me and you?

No,..eli.. if i gave you that impression

well....ah!.. I'm so sorry

because ..actually i was really hoping we could be

more than just across the hall mates

I don't know what you heard

but I don't need muff pie(vagina)

No, of course not

I don't even know what that is..i..

just meant friends

- tell you what, friend..i've gotta get going, cover me

Elizabeth, lunch isin't for

another seven ...minutes...

...whos gonna watch your quadrant?

Hi, there.. you look like Losty MC Losterson..

I know right?

Can you tell me where room 107 is?

I'll take you there

- Oh. You dont have to do that

Oh! Stop it, be my pleasure.

Scott Delacorte.

- Elizabeth Halsey.

I am the new sub.

- Welcome welcome

Thank you.

- Is that Jaeger-LeCoultre?

Good eye

thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby

you know sometimes I get self-conscious about it but...

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes