Baby Driver Page #2

Yeah, oh.

I get it. It's early.

So you just starting your day

or did you just get off?

Oh, I don't know if I ever get off.

They call, I go, you know?

So, what is it you do?

I'm a driver.

Oh, like a...

Like a chauffeur.

You drive around

important people?

I guess I do.

Anyone I'd know?

I hope not.

Well, aren't you mysterious.

Maybe.

Maybe?

So, when was the last time

you hit the road just for fun?

Yesterday.

Oh, then I'm jealous.

Sometimes all I want to do

is head west on 20

in a car I can't afford

with a plan I don't have.

Just me, my music and the road.

I'd like that, too.

Oh.

Uh, so,

you decide on anything yet?

You are so beautiful.

You just decided that.

Oh, well, thank you.

I'm sure you don't mean it.

I do mean it.

Jonathan?

Oh, sorry.

You know, this isn't my badge.

I've only just

started here, so...

As a Jonathan?

Yeah. As a Jonathan.

Well, um, if you have any

more questions, just holler.

I have a question.

What's that song you're singing?

I approve.

Of the song?

Of the girl.

Oh, there you are.

I've been calling, baby.

You have?

I have.

My chicken just

laid a very big egg.

You in?

Am I in?

It was

a rhetorical question, baby.

You're in.

I'll be there.

Meet your new crew.

Over here is Eddie no nose,

formerly Eddie the nose.

Why, what happened?

Don't ask me that.

That's a no nose no-no,

page one.

And right here is JD.

He put the "Asian"

in home invasion.

And over there is

the one and the only bats.

No need for intros, doc.

Everybody from the jungle

to the trap know bats.

This your boy, right?

This the one you say listens

to the music all the time?

The driver's supposed

to be the eyes and the ears,

not just the eyes.

Why does he listen to music

all the time, doc?

- He's got mental problems?

- No, no, no, no.

I'm the one got the mental

problems in the crew.

Position taken.

He's got tinnitus.

Tinna-what?

He had an accident

when he was a kid.

He's still got a hum in the drum.

Plays music to drown it out.

Yeah, but you feel me.

Hat?

Huh?

Your tattoo says, "hat."

Yeah. It used to say "hate."

But to increase my chances of

employment, I got the "e" removed.

How's that working out for you?

Who doesn't like hats?

So, doc,

how many jobs

you done with the kid?

If you can't take

my word for him,

then get back in

that f***ing elevator.

You never heard of

the spirit of 85?

The joyrider?

Yeah.

The ghost that baited

cops doing 130 on 85.

Headlights off,

brake lights disconnected.

He drove 'em around in circles

on spaghetti junction.

Left 'em in the dust every time.

That was our boy there.

Wasn't that, like, 10 years ago?

Yeah.

Well, like I said,

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