Ave

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AVE:

Ooo Valerich !

How are you ?

- I'm well.

What's up ?

- Nothing really.

How late did you guys stay up yesterday ?

I'm just coming from there.

No kidding ?

-Yeah, I just went to change my clothes.

Who was there yesterday ?

Was Kathy there ?

Why are you asking ?

- Just asking...

Take this saw.

- Sorry.

Why didn't you come ?

I was playing around with this thing until 3 AM last night.

Is this Mark's mold ?

- Yeah.

What's going on with your stuff ?

It's ready.

- Let me see.

There's nothing to see.

- Come on, come on.

Kamen, I need to tell you something.

Where are you going ?

- To Ruse.

- Ehh we aren't going there, but if you want to,

we can drop you off in Botevgrad ?

Yes, super.

- Come on, jump in.

Move it.

Aaand, what's there in Ruse ?

Grandma.

Aah, so Grandma is from Ruse.

She has cancer.

Eeh, now that's bad.

I'm so sorry.

- Thank you.

Excuse me, can I light up a cigarette ?

You can, why wouldn't you be

able to, everything is possible.

Just open the window a little bit,

because of my wife.

Excuse me, can I bum a cigarette ?

Aren't you too young

to smoke ? Eh ?

Young ? He is the one

who taught me.

When I was only twelve.

Did I teach you ?

- YOU, yes.

And now I can't stop them.

Here, take.

- Thanks.

There you go.

Why are you looking at me like that ?

Who made me take a

drag the first time ?

Don't you remember how

I couldn't stop coughing ?

No, I do NOT remember.

Of course, because you choose what

you want to remember, that's why.

He has been a bad influence

on me since I was little

and he only teaches

me bad things.

I am being a bad influence on you ?

Yes. You.

Where are you going really ?

-Ruse.

Ruse ? So what's there in Ruse ?

Grandma dying from cancer.

No dude, I am asking you for

real, where are you going ?

Ruse, I told you already.

Do you want me to teach

you how to play a game ?

You have to hit the dividing line...

...and...

whoever can't hit it at least once

in three tries, has to stop the next car.

Do you want to try ?

You are so lame.

Look, you can continue trying to hit the

middle line with your candy till tomorrow,

but unlike you,

I am in a hurry.

Why are you hurrying so much then ?

Time, I don't have time...

Sorry, but looking at

that watch of yours...

hurrying or not, won't

make much of a difference.

So your friend speak any English ? Yes ?

My boyfriend.

No...he doesn't.

So you what...

you don't understand anything in English ?

No.

How did that happen ?

Just like that, so I can

pretend I am interesting.

So pretend, if it's

coming to you naturally.

You are a nice girl.

Beautiful.

How old are you ?

Seventeen.

Here, for you.

It smells really nice.

Thank you.

Hey, hey, don't do this !

You don't go with prostitute ?

No ?

If I was a guy, I would go

to hookers all the time.

He ?

He goes with hookers ?

I don't know.

He doesn't tell me.

Have you been with a whore ?

Come on, tell your sister.

Yes.

Every day I am waiting

around the overpass for them.

Translate it to him.

- I know you have been...

He won't tell me,

but since he likes porn...

...I am sure that he go to hookers too

Likes porn ?

Ummhmm...Yes.

And he makes me watch it too.

He makes me do other things...also.

Like what ?

Come on !

He likes to watch me pee.

Give you some money.

Money ?

For what ?

To watch.

To watch me ?

- And him.

Doing what ?

Kiss.

You mean, f*** ?

Yes.

I'll give you 20 Euro.

You are joking, right ?

20 Euro ? Pfff.

Ok...30 Euro.

What are these money for, dude ?

They tricked him, those are fake.

80 or no deal.

60?

For 60, only you have fun.

For 80 we all have fun.

- Okay.

But you be naked.

- Yeah.

Hello.

Three beers, please.

Do you have room ?

Free rooms ? - Yes.

- How much for one ? - 15 Euro.

Are you going to finally explain

what's going on ? - Quieter !

This pedophile was offering

me money to f*** you.

With me ? - Yes, we would f*** and he

would watch us and take pictures.

Didn't you tell him to go screw

himself you know where ?

No, I told him I would

have to ask you first.

Are you crazy ?!

(screaming) What the f*** is this ?

(still screaming) Hey, where are you ?

So what, do you get such offers often ?

From time to time.

- And ?

Depends.

(still screaming) Hey where are you ?

This is so shitty !

- What does it depend upon ?

From who the offer comes.

(screaming) - This is such sh*t...sh*t...

Sh*t. Shitty Bulgarians.

(screaming) Every time... Every

damn time this sh*t happens to me.

Sh*t! - Lets get away,

before that pedophile finds us.

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Bravo !

You are scary good.

Where did you learn ?

- In the neighborhood.

In Delhi, with my brother,

we played a lot...

...but I couldn't learn.

Where were you ?

- In Delhi, India.

We stayed there for three whole years.

My father was a diplomat

in our embassy there.

I really wanna go to India.

I want to live there.

How on Earth did you decide that ?

Might you be the latest lost soul...

...that thinks it's

going to find itself there.

No. I'll search for

Indian girlfriends.

You would go so far, just for

a couple of Indian girls ?

You can find some here too.

Somtimes, they might be

just under your nose.

Come on gang, I'm till here.

Excuse me...

Are you headed to Ruse by any chance ?

By some chance, yes.

Could you please drive us there too ?

Please.

Would you like one, sir ?

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