Asteroid vs. Earth Page #2

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of 5,00 nuclear missiles.

It's not possible in our solar system.

You don't think I know that son?

Now you said you had a

simulation I could watch.

What's your plan C?

Move the planet.

Excuse me?

Move the Earth.

You just said that the Earth

has a mass 5,000 times

greater then the asteroid.

That would take millions of nuclear

detonations to even budge it.

Well over a trillion actually.

Uh, but maybe just a few

at the right place.

For example,

the intersection of 4 tectonic

plates setting off multiple

seismic events,

aggregating to over...

18 on the Richter scale.

And where do you propose this son?

On YapTrench.

The ring of fire.

Earthquakes.

Do you uh,

still find me precocious, sir?

Ok you guys. Here you go. Enjoy.

- Thanks.

- Thank you.

Cheers.

Mmm.

That's like a quadruple.

So wait a minute,

so you're telling me that you're

the guy with his finger on the button?

Shh!

You're not suppose to shout

that out in a bar.

Now as XO is more of a key really.

Rudy's on weapons now.

So he's got his finger on the

Rudy's got his finger on the button?

- We're all in danger.

- Keep it down.

We're chatting about national

security here.

The Uighurs might be listening.

Who's the Uighurs?

It's an inside joke that isn't funny.

Rudy warned you I'm dull, right?

Bill.

Yeah, I guess it's getting late.

Yeah.

Well you uh...

You don't have to go home,

but you can't stay here.

Is that some sort of invitation?

Well...

The MPs are guarding my place in some

sort of joint forces arrangement,

But uh, I could see you home.

See me home?

Oh my.

Oh.

While thank you very much.

Wow it is late.

It's so late it's early.

You feel good.

Are you for real?

You tell me.

Scared?

Oh I'm terrified.

You should be.

You could be a foreign agent.

Marissa Knox!

I'm Gunnery Sergeant Luiz Zuniga.

Military Police from Koror

Hafen Naval Base.

I'm here to escort you to the USS Polk.

That's my sub.

Commander?

Steady your weapon, Gunny.

I apologize, sir. But

Ms. Knox has to come with us.

I'm not gonna do anything.

Under who's orders are you acting?

Orders come directly from

Air Force Chief of Staff

General Masterson's command.

- We better go.

- Ms. Knox, please.

Come on.

What the hell?

Stop the car.

Sir I have direct orders

Now Gunny!

Excuse me?!

What are you doing with my HROV?

Rouse!

It's nice to see you Commander.

What the hell are your

A-Gangers doing here?

We're voiding the manufacturer's

warranty if you ask me.

Don't take my word for it.

Ask the Skipper.

You can't do this. This is my mini-sub!

Welcome to the Navy ma'am.

If you'll excuse me, Commander.

The Captain is waiting

for you on board, Commander.

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