Are We Done Yet?

Synopsis: Newlyweds Nick and Suzanne decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their two kids. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor with a bizarre approach to business.
Director(s): Steve Carr
Production: Sony Pictures
  3 nominations.
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92 min

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This baby got two heads.

And four arms and four Iegs.

Nick, we're having twins.



-Cut off, Nick.

Thanks, Jimmy.

I can't believe you're making us

move to the country.

This is like child abuse

of the worst kind.

Where's the mall?

What you need a mall for?

That's your problem now.

You need to get a Iittle fresh air

and open spaces. Try that.

Lindsey, please. Okay?

Everybody, just relax.

Yeah, just relax.

Here, sweetie. Have a juice.

-Oh, God--


What's that smell?

Smells Iike oxygen.

Mom, please tell me you're joking.


-I hope it's the right place.

Of course it's not.

Our old house is the right house.

This is the place, guys. Come on.

Let's have a positive

mental attitude, okay?

Nice floors.

I smell cookies.

Kevin, Kevin, you cannot just walk

around these people's house Iike that.

Oh, this the culprit right here.


Oh, baby. Oh, honey.

Okay, cold water. Go. Cold water.

Oh, goodness gracious!

What happened in here?

Did you touch the stove?

Was it the stove?

I'II tell you what, gonna put

Tunisian hemp root on there.

Make it as good as new.

It's true, actually.

I'm so sorry about that.

It's fine. He's just being a big baby.

Name's Chuck Mitchell Jr.

I'm the Iocal real-estate guy

here in Newburg County and....


I know just exactly who you are.

You're Nick.

There we go.

Note to self, the hand still hurts.

-And the radiant....


Oh, my G-O-D.

Suzanne's with child.

You old dog, you!

-Oh, well--

-Hold up.

It's okay. I'm a part-time midwife.

I actually studied... the Natural Childbirth Center

in Lucerne, Switzerland.

They're twins, aren't they?

Yes, they are.

How did you know that?

Would you Iike to know the sexes?


Matter of fact, we wanna

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