Another Kind of Wedding Page #2

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Barbara:
You okay Q?

It's part of the job!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

O! Motown!

Listen now...

From the Rooter

to the Tooter

You a bad motor scooter

Right or wrong...

Can we talk about the Eastern

European child

- living in my bedroom?

- Oh, Magda, isn't she lovely?

So you don't mind

that Kurt's f***ing her?

- Ohhhh, my!

- He is?

Well, it's none of my business

but if you want

an honest opinion,

Screwing a 21-year-old

is symptomatic of Kurt

not taking himself seriously.

Then it is your business.

Oh, definitely.

(Kurt chuckles)

Well, it's my childhood

bedroom, okay?

And it's disgusting.

But it's not your room

anymore.

We packed up your Judy Blume

books

and your failed math exams.

Oh, you sucked in match.

That's so cute.

Kurt:
I think Q found

your vibrators.

He might be using them.

The least you could do

is mail them to me.

- Oh! (Laughs)

- Vibrators? Nice.

- Very nice!

- Okay.

Je reviendrai parmi vous,

Ah, ah, ah

On verra qui me manque trop

Ah, ah... c'est tout

Je reviendra malgr tout,

Ah, ah...

(Brakes squeak)

- There we go.

- F*** me.

- Well, that's great.

- Okay.

- Oh God!

- We're parked.

- Everybody good...

- Yeah.

- ...emotionally?

- Yep.

400 and 25 f***ing dollars

a night, for this place?

Yo Dude. Dude.

Recognize this t-shirt?

(Kurt chuckles)

No, should I?

It's Levi's.

Car-Carrie's Levi,

her ex-boyfriend?

Levi's the sh*t, man.

His music is so f***ing dope.

You must be really excited

to meet him, then?

Wore my favorite shirt,

didn't I?

Hey, there's the world

traveler!

Oh! Come here!

- Oh!

- You okay?

I just, I just love you

so much.

I love you, too.

You look beautiful, mom.

So much love, big brother!

So much love!

- Mwah!

- Wouldn't miss it.

This must be Misha,

nice to... hug you!

It's an honor.

Okay.

You feel like her brother.

This stoned little chap here,

is my date, Albert.

- Hi.

- And last but not least,

the man who will screw

any boarder,

no matter the country of origin,

your brother... Kurt!

Carrie:
Oh... (Clears throat)

(Reads) "Um, siblings,

they resemble us just enough

to make all their differences

confusing,

and no matter what we choose

to make of this,

we are cast in relation to them,

our whole lives long"

Susan Scarfe Merrell.

Who writes for

I don't care magazine.

- Carrie:
that's not funny.

- You look like sh*t.

You too.

You skinny piece of sh*t.

Mwah!

Okay, let's go inside.

Let's get you warm, ma.

Matthew:
So do you two have

separate rooms, or...?

Albert:
Separate beds.

Barbara:
Pretty much

the same thing.

- Is it?

- Hi.

- You look amazing! Hi.

- Hi.

(Low hum of chatter)

I'm so nervous.

Baby! Hi! How are you?

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