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lets me spray them in the face.

- A man after my own cash. I like it.

- No, you're not.

- Yes, he is.

- It's a hundred bucks. Let's do it.

Let him do it.

Let him do it.

It'll be fine.

Good job.

Good job, guys.

Almost there.

Creek's right up here. Once we get there,

we're gonna follow it to the falls.

- There's not enough time.

- We have time. We're almost there.

We still have to make it back.

I know we... I know.

We're gonna be fine. Not if the sun

goes down, which it's about to do now.

Hey.

Go ahead, brother.

We've been out much deeper,

much later than this with Dad, right?

Right?

Yeah, but...

Yes, we have.

We're gonna be fine.

We got this.

I promise.

Hey. We got this.

We don't know.

We need to go home.

Because you're not listening to me, Jeff.

You're not trusting me.

You're being selfish.

You're being selfish.

We tried. It's been fun.

We'll come back another time.

That's what I'm saying to you.

There's not gonna be another time.

You don't know that.

I do know that!

They do this all the time?

Well, they both love hiking,

and they're both stubborn as hell.

Any idea how long it'll last?

A long time.

All right, nature calls.

I'll be right back.

We'll go back right now.

Why did we come?

Why did we come to stand here?

But it's Taylor Swift.

Aah!

What the f*** is that?

It's a backpack.

I found it when I was taking a leak.

You wash your hands?

Yeah.

With the bar of soap that I found.

Relax for a second.

I wonder whose this is.

What are the marines

doing out in the boondocks?

We're going back.

They better wrap this sh*t up...

'cause there's no goddamn way

I'm walking back in the dark.

If we keep along this direction,

we'll be able to cut the curve

and make better time.

Whatever you say,

fearless leader.

Please don't. Please don't.

Can someone Uber us a cab?

Mandy, talk to me.

Hey, stop it. Stop.

What? What, Jeff. What?

I'm sorry. Okay?

I made a mistake.

You didn't pack like it was

a mistake. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

- It was a mistake.

- Help me understand, Jeff.

What exactly are you sorry for?

Come on. For failing to fill

everyone in on what we're doing?

No, I'm sorry that

you are upset with me.

Okay? I thought that this was

gonna be fun for everybody.

That's bullshit.

No, it's not.

That's bullshit, Jeff.

Yes, it is.

You thought it was gonna be fun for you.

No.

You do this all the time.

You set your mind to one little thing...

and you completely forget about

everything and everyone else.

I'm sorry.

I just hope you got

what you came for.

So, uh,

did you guys ever hear about the Ohio Howl?

The Ohio what?

Howl... like at the moon.

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