Android Cop Page #2

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- I followed all operational procedures.

Yeah, but you followed them loosely.

Would you like to file

a complaint, Sergeant?

Well, if it is in the form of

punch you in the face, then, yeah.

I would advise against it.

Yeah, I bet you would Mr. Roboto.

One more thing. Who sent you?

I received a request for back up.

I provided back up.

- What the hell was that?

- Our future.

Well, the professionals finally

showed up. How about that?

- Oh, you're in this. Over here.

- Thank you.

- Hey, that's not for you.

- The hell it ain't.

- I made a deal.

- Well, sometimes life ain't always fair.

Tell me we're not in

the wrong run of business.

It's not just wrong.

Chief! Chief!

I'd like to report an incident.

Hammond. I heard all about it.

No, I'm not talking about the suspect.

I'm talking about that supercop.

- Supercop?

- Yeah, you know the guy I'm talking about.

That skin job. That psychopatic soda

machine. That things of men...

Hammond, before you go too far,

I want you to meet your new partner.

Will you give us a minute?

That means, move out of the way.

I know you don't like it, Hammond,

but you're the best man for it.

Well, assuming I've forgotten

about today's nifty events,

after what happened out

there with that autogun

do you think I'd be happy to take

a position anywhere near a machine.

It's an android.

Well, I don't care what you call it.

It's still a machine.

You know how you sound when

you say you don't like machines?

Look.

Somebody programmed that thing.

Just like somebody programmed

that autogun to stop intruders,

yet it missed our call sign, a secure

call sign. And they call it a malfunction.

A god damn hiccup.

That was a human life.

I know.

That's why I want you near it.

There's a lot more at stake here

than just your personal feelings.

That android, skin job,

whatever you want to call it

it represents just the first wave

of many, many more to come.

And unlike what we're used to,

they don't require human operators.

The brass says that we have to

give this thing a field test... a dry run.

- You gonna be reporting on that dry run.

- What?

Listen, listen. Listen to me.

This thing could signify the end of

human involvement in law enforcement.

Is that what you want?

Or on the other hand if it should

just happen to wash out, so be it.

Frankly, I think people would be a lot

happier with officers such as yourself,

rather than those things.

Hammond!

I'd like to formally introduce you to.

Advance Autonomous Artificial Intelligence

Neuralnet Law Enforcement Droid

I One.

Advance autonomous... look,

that's too long. I'll call you Andy.

- You could call me Officer One.

- Sure.

- How do you do?

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