And the Same to You

Synopsis: Stuck with the name "Dickie Dreadnought," Rix feels he has no choice but to pursue a career as a boxer. To mollify his uncle, Rix pretends to be the soul of religiosity, while his tough-talking manager William Hartnell poses as a Man of the Cloth.
Genre: Comedy
70 min

-- l ... --

l mean ...

This is a ...

That s right.

Yes, okay.

Can one perhaps ...

Choose for yourself.

Yes, okay.

Thank you.

Number three. No, number seven.

Jamaican g rl. Only speaks English.

First floor, room 4 on the left.

l ... l'd better get dressed.

- Well, what was it like?

- Fine.

1 00 marks.

Where's your partner?

Should be here any moment.

l hope so.

Ah, senator.

What a surprise.

Where is your dear wife?

I can't help it, Romi,

but we have a 500-mark job.

You're still an arsehole but

the rent has to be paid.

At 7 tonight, Waldstrasse 1 2A.

Be on time. No love, Julia.

The anniversary couple!

Leave it!

Where have you been?

ln a brothel.

Say thank you.

-- Why? --

Waltz! Waltz!

1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ...

Ladies and gentlemen, l have

a little story l'd like you to hear.

A man and a woman get married.

During the wedding celebrations

the man gets up.

"Where are you going?" asks his wife.

"To the loo," he replies.

He disappears and never returns.

25 years later ....

25 years later there's a knock on the door,

the wife opens it

and says:
"Egon, where have you

been all this time?"

"On the loo," he replies,

"and now I'm off to buy some cigarettes."

Dear friends,

may l have your attention. Our dear

senator would like to say a few words.

Highly honoured jubilee couple,

50 years ago you took the pledge,

"till death do us part".


Now you are

much closer to your goal.

lt was not always easy, l m sure,

yet ... love, love.

Now ...

Just like that ... if you re not interested

anymore, let me know beforehand.

But l am.

Listen to me!

Someone else, l understand.

- He kept looking at me.

- You don't need to make excuses.

Just go.

l'm only a stocky Swiss fellow with

a speech defect and sausage legs.

How boring!

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John Paddy Carstairs

John Paddy Carstairs (born John Keys, 11 May 1910 in London – 12 December 1970 in London) was a prolific British film director (1933–62) and television director (1962–64), usually of light-hearted subject matter. He was also a comic novelist and painter. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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