AmeriQua Page #2

- Uh, no, I don't need it

anymore.

Thank you.

- Attention, all passengers.

Rome airport has phoned us.

They say there is much traffic,

so we have to go

in a circle and wait.

I tell them there is

not so much gas left.

But don't worry;

It's not true.

I was trying to get

to the front of the line.

They say, "okay,

you have to land in napoli."

I try to say, "no, no,"

but they turn off the radio.

We will be on the ground soon,

and then go to Rome by bus.

Once again,

thank you for flying m.I.A.

[Upbeat rock music]

- Uh, I'm sorry.

Yes?

That's like--

- Charlie, hey.

Lele.

It's lele from the airplane.

- Hey.

- Hey.

You like the girls

with the money too, yes?

Eh?

[Laughs]

Yes, I know.

Hey, Charlie.

Now, let's go.

The airport is great.

It's full of--

- [Speaking Italian]

- It's full of girls.

Hey, this is my business card.

From bologna.

It's wonderful in bologna.

Let's go.

[Speaking Italian]

Charlie!

Charlie!

Ho!

Charlie!

I want to say sorry

about the girl.

But...

She lied.

She lied.

No buffer thong.

No underwear at all.

Nothing.

Just a big, big, big bush.

Trust me!

Believe me!

- [Laughs]

- Oh.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

- Okay, okay.

Hold on.

Here, here, here.

I've got--

try this--

- no, no, not the flag.

No, no.

No, no.

[Speaking Italian]

[Cell phone rings]

- [Speaking Italian]

- No worries.

- No worries.

- No worries.

- Thank you.

Hey, man, come visit me

in bologna, no?

It's great there!

- Yeah, but--

- take it!

- [Speaking Italian]

- All right, listen, man,

I'm gonna go to Rome,

but then if my path

takes me there,

I will come visit you

in bologna.

- I knew that you would come,

my friend.

Wonderful!

Mwah!

Come, but maybe before

you finish all the money, eh?

The $5,000.

Mwah!

Bye, ciao.

- Bus to Rome.

Bus to Rome.

Welcome to napoli.

[Speaking Italian]

Do you want pizza?

[Speaking italian]

A pizza?

[Both speaking Italian]

- No. It's more than fast food.

Two hours in Rome.

- Good morning.

Good morning.

- This the--

the other passengers?

- Uh, one passenger.

- Ah, good morning.

- No.

- No, they are tourists too.

- They're tourists?

No, no, no, I--

I'm not--

- [Speaking Italian]

- No, no, no!

- [Speaking Italian]

[Men speaking Italian]

- Charlie Edwards.

New York.

American.

- [Grunts]

- New York, New York

- a cheap telephone.

[Speaking Italian]

- [Singing in Italian]

- [Speaking Italian]

[Men speaking Italian]

[Cell phone ringing]

- [Yelling in Italian]

- [Imitating driving sounds]

- [Speaking Italian]

[All speaking Italian]

[Shouting echoes]

- [Playing harmonica]

[Engine turns over]

[Tires squealing]

- Ho!

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