American Pie Presents: Band Camp

Synopsis: Matt Stifler, the younger brother of the legendary Steve Stifler, who made it big as Hollywood porn-producer and shamelessly ignores the idolizing kid brother, may claim the title of Stifmeister as his heritage, but even for his horniest mates he's little more then a bad joke. When Matt alone gets caught red-handed for a prank with the school band's instruments, present high school counselor Sherman 'Sherminator' finds great pleasure in taking revenge on him for the misbehavior Steve excelled even worse in, so instead of expelling the little prick, he condemns him to take part in band camp at Great Oaks, where Jim Levenstein's still understanding dad is filling in for the feared problem counselor. As there are plenty of girls in the competing bands, Matt hopes to turn his (mis)fortune around by smuggling in camera equipment including a robot to shoot saucy, clandestine material for his counterpart to Steve's hit video "Girls Gone Wild", an at least as 'revealing' Bandies Gone Wild. Mat
Genre: Comedy, Music
Director(s): Steve Rash
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
R
Year:
2005
87 min
339 Views

It's not too late to change your future.

No, expulsion would be too easy.

I know the perfect punishment

to fit your crime.

Since you have so much trouble

with the band...

perhaps you should make friends with them.

No fucking way.

Either you learn to be more considerate

or you will be expelled.

No football.

No parties.

No spring break.

No graduation.

No college.

No coeds.

Comprende?

Pack your bags, Stifler.

- You're going to Band Camp.

- Band Camp!

Bullshit, trash.

All right, Steve! Valley Girls Gone Wild.

F*ck.

Told you Steve'd get back to me.

I mean, it was just a postcard...

but it gave me a great idea.

Look...

Steve's shit-head friend, Jim...

he married

this freaking nympho band-geek, Michelle.

And he said

all they do at Band Camp is screw 24/7.

Matt, buddy, you cannot screw band chicks.

There are standards.

I'm not talking about screwing them,

scrotum-breath.

I'm talking about videotaping them.

People love to see dorks doing

that freaky shit on hidden video.

Bandeez Gone Wild.

Steve's gonna have some competition now...

because little bro's

joining the family business.

Yeah, Spy Chest.

Secret Video.

Hell, yeah.

Color night vision? I'll take it. Shit.

How about tomorrow?

This is going be great.

Welcome to Tall Oaks 2005.

Let's hear it from Lloyd Memorial High.

L- L-O-Y-D!

L- L-O-Y-D!

- Mount St. Marie.

- Mount St. Marie!

Mount St. Marie!

East Great Falls High.

East Great Falls!

East Great Falls!

And five-time defending

Tall Oaks Cup Champion...

Beechwood Academy.

We're Number One! We're Number One!

We're Number One!

Okay, settle down.

Now, as you know, each year...

one senior Tall Oaks composer is awarded...

a full scholarship

to the prestigious Robards Conservatory.

Elyse, this is your year to win.

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Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios. Herz was born in New York City and raised in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. more…

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