America's Sweethearts

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-Can we send someone to pick it up?|-No, Dave.

You haven't said anything about the titles.

I love them. I have no notes.

When's the press junket?

Weekend of the 21st. Why?

'cos I want the press to be first to see it.

I'll bring it to the junket.|We'll all experience it together.

Hal, no. I'm the head of the studio.|I don't experience things with the press.

I'm hanging up now.

Wait! Give me that. Hello?

No, no.

God...

...damn it!

He won't let us see it before the press!

-At the junket?|-Yes, at the junket!

-No, no.|-Lee.

You've got to do this junket.

You want me to set up a junket in 2 weeks,|and you're not sure if you have the film.

-Yes.|-No!

Lee!

Don't make me beg.

-You already are.|-Lee, please.

Please, come on. Lee?

-Danny can handle it.|-No, Lee.

Danny cannot handle it.|It's his first junket.

I need the master. When working|with the press, you're a legend.

I prefer to remain a living legend.

If you won't do it for me,|do it for my father.

You worked together a long time.|You had a real bond.

Your father was a psychotic.

-You spoke at his funeral.|-I loved him. You, I can't stand.

Do this for me. Please.

The studio will go under.|I haven't had a hit in almost two years!

I have the last Eddie and Gwen movie ever made|and I can't get my hands on it!

Tell me what you want.|I'll tell you what I want.

I want only one thing.

If people think Eddie and Gwen|are back together, they'll see the movie.

-Make that happen.|-That'll be easy.

Just make it look like it could happen.

She has a restraining order against him,|and he flipped out.

He's living in some nut hut|in the mountains.

I don't care! I need Eddie and Gwen|back together again, smiling and happy!

-We can sell the shit out of it.|-And the Spaniard?

Unless I get a script called|I Schtupped Castro, I don't know.

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