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Aren't you going to answer it?

I get my mates to call

for background music...

Your jokes suck, you know.

Straight off a sitcom.

I'm sorry. I've talked too much.

OK... I mean, I'll take it then.

I mean... Actually I...

I understand.

Please... Don't say anything.

LITTLE HEROES:

Sorry, this is kind of strange.

It's like I've followed you...

...but that's not

really the case.

The shop sign caught my eye.

When I took a closer look,

there you were inside.

Right. It can happen. I've seen other

people do that sometimes.

Isn't it kind of late

to be opening the shop?

I wasn't opening it. I'd opened up

already. I just went out at one point.

You mean, it's you who makes all this

stuff? How does it work?

Like this. On big days, say birthdays

or festivities at school...

...kids get to

be whatever they want to be.

- Thanks to you.

- Well...

I'd like to be Zagor.

We don't do XXX-large.

I'd like to get something for my son.

But I don't even know what he likes.

Well. We could ask.

But there's not much point left then.

Is there?

I'm sorry. I don't want to pry but...

The classic story. We got divorced.

I see him once a week.

That doesn't leave a lot of

time to ask him...

...who his all-time hero is.

I find he's grown from one week

to the next as it is.

- It must be hard.

- It is.

Very...

Anyway. I ve talked too

much again. Take it easy... Goodbye.

Suppose we do something like this.

Bring him here one day...

...let him choose a costume

and I'll make it.

Or get his measurements and

it can be a surprise.

OK... Wonderful

I'm Ada.

Alper.

Hello? I think you called.

- It's me, Ece.

- Sorry, who?

I'm sorry. My phone packed up.

All the numbers went.

That's why I didn't

recognise you.

And I was waiting for you to call.

OK. It was nicked back then.

After that I got a new one.

And that packed up.

It fell in the water at home.

Don't swear, please. It's rude.

Oh God! What a jerk!

Welcome.

That's the guy.

The wizard behind all this artistry,

the man himself!

Alper Bey, about the only thing we

haven't done is not come for high tea.

Enjoy the meal.

What will become of me? I've put on

five kilos since I started this job.

All thanks to you...

We have a diet menu.

Let's find something there for you.

I read this

in a magazine somewhere.

There are two lines men use without

believing a word of them.

One is, I love you. And the other is,

I'm only going to eat salad today.

Once a while

you tell the truth.

enol. Take a salad to Table Three.

To Kerem Bey.

Do something funky

with the garnish.

OK. I've got you.

This is what you say.

Gentlemen, here's wishing you convince

the ladies at the table.

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